I just had to share this with everyone :- My solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took the door off before zooming away... More than a little distraught, the solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police. 5 minutes later, the police arrived but before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically, "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!" After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bl**dy solicitors are" he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobbed the Porsche owner. The policeman replied: "Didn't you even realise that your arm has been torn off when the truck hit you?" The solicitor looked down in horror... "F*****g hell !" he screamed, ".. where's my Rolex ???" No offence to solicitors and none intended to anyone else Someone sent this to me, as a Porsche owner, and I thought it was very funny Merry Christmas John
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Just an 'armless joke,really![ ]
What then happened next was he became the Truck drivers defending Solicitor! (for the correct sum of monies of course!)
Well you know the old saying As fast as a truck driver opens one door,God closes another!
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