POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
Came out and found my car like this...... 2 days in a row.... let me tell you that the payback will be in full and a bitch
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POST 2Original post
:floor: :floor: :floor: That must of taken hours
POST 3Original post
Whoa! Still it's better than getting your car keyed! In a way it actually looks kinda cool
POST 4Original post
To be honest I was expecting to see pictures of a keyed / dented porker so it could be worse :dont know: Understand it must be very annoying (and time-consuming) to remove though.
POST 5 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
it gets worse... "WHY?" Was written with postis on my rear window..... misses thought that it was some crayz exgrilfriend........ hmmmmmmmmmmmm, me too at first....
POST 6Original post
I think you need to leave the vandal a note in reply, something like.... "because Porsche were struggling financially and felt that watercooling offered a route to economies that would help it achieve a competitive advantage in the increasingly lucrative sports car sector of the late 1990s" :thumb:
POST 7Original post
Maybe this was done by an upmarket 21st century bunny boiler?
POST 8Original post
Hope the poster doesn't work for the Philip Green empire or public sector What you call a 'station e ry' car :thumb:
POST 9Original post
+1 That's likely to be a couple of friends or work colleagues playing a practical joke. Someone wanting to do malicious damage would work quickly!
POST 10Original post
That would make a good entry for The Turner Prize - it's brilliant :thumbs: You sure it wasn't your wife? :grin:
POST 11Original post
A good way to see what a wrap would look like on your car :wink:
POST 12 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
mystery solved... 3 mates (well soon to be former mates) came forth and admitted that they had done this... actually very well planned. 1st day... front windscreen covered 3rd day, my name written on front windscreen and whole front of the car covered 5th day, complete car and text on rear windscreen.... They have way too much time on their hands.... but the gloves are off :cop:
POST 13Original post
Good effort :thumb:
POST 14Original post
A sign of your popularity if nothing else! ~ Maxie :thumbs:
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