POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
Forget door dings..... I was driving down a quiet side street near my house and my Porsche was blatantly attacked ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABPTcCJXf4s
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POST 2Original post
I hate it when turkeys come after us ******! (whoops forgot the comma )
POST 3Original post
You must have eaten their mother last Thanksgiving
POST 4Original post
The turkeys were attracted to the 'fried-egg' headlights, they thought you were kin.
POST 5Original post
I'd be real defensive too if I was a turkey at this time of the year.
POST 6Original post
Lead them right into the garage.........Dinner served.
POST 7Original post
Two males. Why won't they do that for me? I'm in the woods for hours on end. Honestly, they are breeding right now. They strut and pose for all the hot chicks. I should reduce the population by one this weekend. It's the first day of turkey season this Saturday.
POST 8Original post
Too funny! One guy was pretty determined.
POST 9Original post
There not attacking.... there looking for a mate!! Nice vid.
POST 10Original post
did they damage your car at all? pics if so....!
POST 11Original post
Freakin air cooled fans even with turkeys??
POST 12Original post
Or are Air Cooled fans just Turkeys? hehe
POST 13Original post
That looks a lot like the turkey Obama pardoned last year.
POST 14Original post
that's wild!
POST 15Original post
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Well that explains it. He probably thought you were a rich Republican who wanted an undeserved tax cut.
POST 16Original post
I defiantly would not accept that! Dinner is served!
POST 17Original post
No Way!!!!
POST 18Original post
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I am a *****, not a turkey LOL
POST 19Original post
This is no doubt a case of two turkeys attacking one turkey.
POST 20Original post
You made Jalopnik....your video is probably going to go viral..... http://jalopnik.com/5656350/wild-tur...tack-a-porsche
POST 21Original post
Happened to a guy on the corvetteforum a few years ago and he had to repaint
POST 22Original post
yum... Food on legs... FM
POST 23Original post
I've counted as many as 30 on my farm at one time. Glad they haven't noticed the cars.
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