YOUR RESEARCHBoxster envy?
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I went to the Autoexpo in NYC's Financial Center today. There was some fun stuff to look at, of course. At the Porsche booth was an RS Spyder - talk about cool! Anyhow, one of the attractive women working the booth comes up to me and says in a bubbly, enthusiastic voice, "Would YOU like to SIT in a BOXSTER?!?" She looked positively dumbfounded when I declined her offer.
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Alright!!... No offers on the RS huh? Damn!
The correct answer would be: 'Would YOU like to sit on my <censored>'
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As Jeremy Clarkson would say... the coxster
All Hail the Clarkson!
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reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdhMmzJzx4w
Too bad I wasn't that quick on my feet - would have been a good laugh!
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