POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
This fuel pump in Beaver Springs, AZ is proof!
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YOUR RESEARCHDoes a 996 get chicks?
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POST 2Original post
No. You need a Turbo.
POST 3Original post
Damn, Macster beat me to it! But, I think the car on the pump is an SC. Too funny though!
POST 4Original post
It has the stone guards so I think it's a 930, so yes 930's gets chicks!!
POST 5Original post
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Disappointing. I was expecting at least 6 paragraphs. What's the matter? You out of it today?
POST 6Original post
Nothing better than beaver!
POST 7Original post
Quotes source post: 12664320
Sure there is Steve......two beavers!
POST 8Original post
Not sure about 996s......
POST 9Original post
only the very very young BEAVER...and i'm too old to do anything about that...except hit the ATM...
POST 10Original post
I would say yes, as our 996 is my Wife's
POST 11Original post
The 996 catalytic converter emits pheromones like all "exotics;" however, it's been determined that beavers are far less affected by 996 emissions than other animals. Thankfully, the 996 still has three spare seats, so dreams like this really CAN come true!
POST 12Original post
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Wait, so that means that the Boxster is your's and therefore you are the chick? (says the "guy" whose wife owns our 996 and he drives a P!g )
POST 13Original post
Is it just my imagination, or do the scratches on that LCD screen say . . . ?
POST 14Original post
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they do!! You sure can spot the dick.
POST 15Original post
Quotes source post: 12668919
It does say d!ck because in reality, unfortunately, that is what a 911 attracts.
POST 16Original post
Actually the pinky lai 996 design lines are timeless. Chicken heads (thinking bobbing motion) have no idea age of car and I always tell them it's brand new just to see the reaction.....time owning 996 is directly proportional to amount of chicken heads trying to be my friend
POST 17Original post
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Yup The Box has a 6 speed and the 996 has a Tip
POST 18Original post
While gassing up the 996 at a local station, a large woman with very short hair and sensible shoes looked over as she walked by, saying in a gruff voice, "nice car" My wife witnessed this, and is still laughing herself silly over it. Needless today, she is not overly concerned about it being a chick magnet. The GT3 gets curious looks, but women seem puzzled by the wing.
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