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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/porsche-996-the-black-sheep-of-the-family-1735350145
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POST 2Original post
Holy ****, how many websites are going to post this same article? Jalopnik Right Foot Down Opposite Lock Any others?
POST 3 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
Lol we spend more time here than turbo forum
POST 4Original post
The "Hey, the 996 is actually pretty good" articles are getting _nearly_ as tiresome as the "Hey, the 996 is crap" articles. I prefer the former, but they're often posted as defense against the latter, which strikes me as unnecessary. Whether one cheap bastard on Jalopnik thinks 996's lemons or another guy on another site thinks they're peaches doesn't really affect how I feel about what's in my garage. I give all f**k about what other people think about my cars. Lots of people (interestingly, most commonly the ones who drive TERRIBLY dull cars) have supercilious things to say about my Corvette or my 911 - and to them I say, Good Day, Sir! Your opinion matters not! Now go climb into your 6,000 pound, three-row offspring hauler and take your wailing, sniveling sex prevention devices off to soccer or gymnastics. I have stuff to do...check the oil in the 996, and perhaps slide another sheet of cardboard under the 'Vette to soak up the oil it has deemed unworthy of keeping onboard. I think 12-year-old me would be delighted with the contents of my garage - and that's good enough for me.
POST 5Original post
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Thus proving that brevity is indeed the soul of wit. Well said, sir. But I do like reading positive articles about a car I own. Lets my fragile ego know I made a wise choice...
POST 6Original post
5CHN3LL, in your write up, this is the image that came to my mind. nobody cares what you think - YouTube
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