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Almost two years to the day after getting the car, I got the full spin complete with the hairflick and a "Oooh, you have a Porsche? I wanna see!" Unfortunately the young lady in question is a year younger than the car - my daughter's classmate that came over to study and noticed it when I helped them put their bikes into the garage...Who says kids aren't interested in cars anymore?
Well, since I am half the age of most Porsche owners... Porsche 911 is a horrible car to go on dates or pick up women. One, it attracts only skanks who are interested in you only due to money. Being as young as I am, 911 was a huge liability as it attracted only the type of women I want to avoid and repulsed the normal women due to stereotypes associated with Porsche owners. Two, there will be no action in the 911 unless you are a manlet or a midget. There simply is no room for two normal sized adults to **** in a 911 coupe. In convertible you can do it with top down, but...I digress.
^ Uh, try doing it in a bug eye sprite...
It's possible...if u can in a s2000 a 911 def do able lol
So far my 996 has attracted more dudes than chicks . (No, Iam NOT into dudes) Funny the tech that was putting gas in my 996 when I picked up the car told me I would be "getting head fo sho" . It hasn't happened yet , hmm I must be doing it wrong-off to re-read the owners manual I guess its a good thing I got the car for my long love with 911's, and not as a fashion/status icon.
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Uhh, if they figure you can afford a Porsche they might also figure you can afford a motel room.
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Get quick release bolts for the seats.
<<<@!1!@>>> Commando Car Seat Remix - YouTube Or do this?
Whoever cut that obviously has far to much time on their hands.
Managed to get my fair in a Fiat X1/9 back in 1982. Removable targa top was helpful, though.
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I lasted less than a minute. Did it get any better?
Try it a Pontiac Fiero
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Don't worry. That happens to some guys. It gets better.
Saw this in the paper last night. Thought fitting given the subject.
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Tried that back in the day but it wasn't easy. The seats in the Fiero barely recline at all.
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Get yourself a beater Volvo wagon and don't mention the Porsche. Guaranteed to ward off gold diggers.
I must be doing it wrong...not many (other than Porsche owners and young kids) ask about the car. Some clients say stuff...last week I got "Mr. Rogers, your quite a flashy guy, huh?" She was recently divorced about 40 years old, so 17 my senior. Another said "now I know why my rates keep going up" in a jokingly way. My GF and I went to Cablea's (sp?) a few weeks ago and some teenagers jumped out of a 68' Mustang and ran to my car as we where getting out. One kid said that is beautiful and sounds amazing, can I have a ride...I laughed at his bluntness and drove him around the side road...he said my next car is going to be one, when I told him how much I paid.
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Well, I'm an old guy that looks more like George Lucas than George Clooney. I find skanks are *only* interested in me for money, so all good.
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