YOUR RESEARCHHappy 10th Birthday to my Porsche...
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According to the plate on the door, the car is 10 years old! Doesn't look a day over 4! Nobody believes me the car is that old. Shows how much value there is in a 996, appearing to be a brand new Porsche to most!
You gonna get it a cake?
Happy Birthday!!...But I'm sure the car would rather just have gift.
I'll give it a gift - extra premium gas and some nice high revs!
How bout a stripper in the passenger seat??
Go rent a BMW M5 and park it next to your 996 so your car can get a "Birthday Boink!"
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You say this because the M5 would be the woman in this scenario, right!?
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ABSOLUTELY!!!
OK wait... that means he is driving the male car? Well I am NOT going to whisper all those things I do eveynight ta a male !! (this is where it gets tricky) I know the 996 is a MAN's car, but you are talking about car sex.. UGG.... I give up, this gave me a freaking headache
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