YOUR RESEARCH"Nice Porsche" Left on Windshield
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Had lunch today in Porter Ranch and got a "gift" when I returned...a "Nice Porsche" rennlist business card suggesting I join. For whom ever left it...note that I joined last year! Nice to see the forum getting around .
People leave the strangest forms of appreciation on Porsches. Here is what I found on the windshield a while back:
Your "gift" was more interesting than mine though
She did THAT on your windshield amidst the bug splatters?! Actually, given your location, it could just as well have been a 'he'.
Orient...that could not have been your car...it is NEVER that dirty!
I was driving with my dad (it's dad's car, but he/I want(s) me to get better with stick, considering we've never owned one before, and I just got home from college so I did some driving around to get better, might be taking it to an MBCA DE believe it or not), and there were these three kids (maybe 12 years old) skateboarding and as I go by I hear "whoa look at that car" "man that car is awesome" and some other things I couldn't make out but assume was of similar nature. Even if it isn't my car, and even if they are 12 year old kids, still ego boost
Wross - I was thinking the same thing!
I was shocked to see a citation on my windshield last month and after reading it, it turned out to be one of this Mini promotional things. The box for "Wash your car" was checked and in the comments, they wrote "Nice car!". I saved it.
Give me a break! It was simply a lapse of sanity that let me allowed my windshield to get that dirty! It won't happen again!
Gary - if nothing else, I am surprised you didn't photoshop the bugs out of the pic prior to posting!
Who kissed your car, a witch? I mean her nose and chin print are on the glass as well..
After they ate a pork chop??? That's one greasy *** lips and face combo. Yuck. Definitely was a dude.
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