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This will probably get locked or abyssed, but I thought everyone deserved a chance to read this article: Florida man arrested for having sex with an alligator Mr. Darwin (the name is fantastically appropriate) probably isn't ideal next-door-neighbor material.
I don't care if it's real, fake, or both...if it IS fictitious, the author is quite possibly less sane than I am.
"Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as �odd.� It is apparent he not only sticks to himself but also sticks it to the alligator.
The first sentence seems normal, but once you tack on the second sentence, it gets weird. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”
"...You gonna be my bitch forever." I imagine women think this during the marriage ceremony. Of course some win and some lose.
I can't get past your new avatar! Just fantastic!
We Floridians take great pride in our weirdness.
Further investigation indicates that Mr. Darwin erroneously purchased "cassingles" by Iggy Izalea and Meaghan Trainor. His near-misuse of "cracker music" is the subject of an Anderson Cooper / Nancy Grace special investigation. Tune in tonight to learn whether the music industry's labeling practices go far enough to prevent these deadly products from being purchased and misused by racist zoophiles in the commission of their heinous crimes.
the comments to the article are just as entertaining.... "he suffers from a-reptile dysfunction...."
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“The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.” Uhhmmm, perhaps he, uh, didn't, you know, make, much of, you know, an oh, impression in, I mean to, er for, the gator? Maybe he watched Pulp Fiction too many times and was confused?
Obviously, a Florida Gator!!
Just hope he isn't a 996 owner. Can't handle any more publicity.
A gaydor?
when your frockin gators, it's always a good idea to let the neighborhood know about it.
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If he were from Tallahassee he may have taken the alligator's moaning as consent. I wonder if some crab legs were involved?
Bet he made it snappy!
Gives new meaning to "snapper" ? George Carlin - Snapper Lawn Mowers - YouTube
They wouldn't put it on the news if it was a crocodile...
They wouldn't put it on the news if it was a crocodile... He might not have got away with it fi it were a croc...
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