POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
Not an S, not a GT3, not a Turbo or Turbo S but the Texas license plate FAST911 is on a plain jane 996 convertible. Somehow just doesn't seem right.
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POST 2Original post
Fast is a relative term.
POST 3Original post
Maybe his other car is a Prius. Then his 911 would be fast in comparison. And i think my 04 C4S Cab is fast.......you trying to say my cars slow?
POST 4Original post
I have a �99 C2 that�s half fast.
POST 5Original post
I say good for him! Maybe it's the fastest car he's ever had. Maybe he had a quicker one that got wrecked and he kept the plate. Maybe it's an LS-swapped sleeper. Who knows, but it's a cool plate and there's no need for snobbery: it may not be the "fastest" but these cars are a whole lot quicker than most and drive so well they feel faster than they are!
POST 6Original post
Cruising in 3rd gear at 3k RPMs then mashing the throttle feels fast to me in my C2
POST 7Original post
Having demonstrated on several occasions these car's abilities to turn and burn to various objectively "fast" cars that grew increasingly small in the rear view mirror, I am OK with it.
POST 8Original post
Is this just a case of a 997TT owner hopping into the 996 forum to dump on naturally aspirated cars?
POST 9Original post
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Yes it is.
POST 10Original post
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Ge can get one that says FAT911 if he�s that worried about it.
POST 11Original post
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"Big boned but handsome" is how we used to say it.
POST 12Original post
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Who cares?
POST 13Original post
He doesn't eat for long periods of time then passes out and needs someone to call 911 for emergency medical aid.
POST 14Original post
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My 99 is kinda quick.
POST 15Original post
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HAHA I'm not sure what is more amusing, your weak attempt at trolling or your ironic choice of avatar in light of your above post.
POST 16Original post
Draft a certified letter to the TX DMV, post haste. This outrage cannot be allowed to continue a single day further.
POST 17Original post
It didn’t say “FastEST 911”. TC
POST 18 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
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Nah I wanted the plate for myself. I'm leaning towards MEGOBYU now. I have been a proud owner of normally aspirated 912, 911, 928 and C4S and I like all Porsches. But fair enough he didn't take "FASTEST 911" If your panties are still twisted, someone rubbed their 288 GTO in my face last week or I could be banished to a Tesla forum.
POST 19Original post
Maybe he grew up on a moped, now he's fast...… I say give him/her their glory
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