Is there any way to fix this? swimwear-clad family members

OK, don't know if you guys have noticed, but the "Where do you keep your photos of swimwear-clad family members" thread has veered WAAAYY off topic. First off, there was the truly disgusting love-fest between Schnell and Hurdi. I mean, REALLY sickening stuff. Now, it seems like everybody who either owns a dog or knows somebody who owns a dog or who's uncle once had a dog has taken to posting pictures of dogs in that thread. And sometimes the poor dog is clad in swimwear. Is it titled the "Show us your swimwear-clad dogs" thread? No, people, it is not. So, we may need the mods to get involved - clearly a good dose of heavy handed moderation would fix the abomination that is occurring. Let's get back to the topic of that thread and off this silly dog stuff. And while you're at it, I think Gonzo911 needs to be reined in as well. He's a madman out of control.

Reading between the lines....where are the ****?

I got out when the talk seemed to shift towards a fascination with dog *****. Figured that was as good a time as any to move on....

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This. That was a disturbing picture. Photoshopped? And if so, what is the psychological make up required to do so? A shame ... that thread had such potential. BTW ... just visiting from the 997 side. Thanks again for helping us out with Cayman Power.

Hey, wanna see my dog?

The thread you refer too is a much better thread then having to see threads about how loud a radio is and how large the wing is of a car. Not to mention how others track their cars. All boring s h i t to me. At least we get some great photos of our lovely dogs. Hunter is a fine animal. The biggest waste of space thread is the one that has almost 6000 postings. "Good week in the 996 forum"..

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OK, I fold. Here are three of my four. The one in the center torments the outer ones with a constant need to snuggle. The outer ones have logged thousands of miles in the back of the 911. Seat backs down and a couple of dog beds and all is good. Somehow I don't have a picture of any of it. The missing beast does look a lot like the character in the other photo.

My fish:

Two dogs one ***** now that's a thread even KC could be proud of, Hey Toto lets go back to Kansas..

Hey Cuda - I can't tell from the aquarium pic, but are any of your goldfish really hung well?

That's why I had to blur them. All are buck nekkid!

KC, I am going to PR at the end of December. I will take some pictures for you to add to your screensaver.

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That could get you a 2 week vacation...

First it was dog ***** and now it is fish *****? Seriously? You people should be ashamed of yourselves...

Hey, where do you guys keep your threads about fixing Rennlist?

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I disagree. Fish don't have nipples, and everyone knows that bannination involves nipple.

Banninated.gif Trogdor! Banninating the countryside!

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The Little Mermaid has nipples. I'd post a pic but...

Mermaids are mammals, not fish. Thus, mammaries and their requisite nozzles.

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You wanted ****? A great pair of ****...or a pair of great ****?

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Don't know how to photo shop. ***** are all real I have a close up pic if you guys want to see.

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Naw, that's OK

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I disagree. I nominate these as equally or more wasteful: https://rennlist.com/forums/996-foru...a-boo-boo.html Nominated for dumbass title https://rennlist.com/forums/996-foru...ried-this.html Nominated because bug repellent is for repelling insects, not melting headlights https://rennlist.com/forums/996-foru...-thinking.html Nominated because Hurdi had an existential crisis and felt the need to share There are more, but I don't want to waste space listing them. *edit* Aw, dammit, I forgot that Hurdi and I are dog buddies now. Sorry, man. My bad.

Is it Friday yet?

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soon, very soon

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I'm not sure which is worse. That you want to share pictures of your dog's *****? That you have detailed pictures of your dog's *****? Whichever, keep them to yourself.

With 996pp's fascination with those *****, I'm inclined to believe he is the mother of those children...

Two questions: Do they fit in one hand, and why do you know? Poor little PPI parted ways with his nuts when he was just a wee pup. He probably doesn't even remember life as a leg-hiker instead of a squatter...

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Did they fit in one hand?

I don't know - he was someone else's dog for the first 5 years, including the time period where his nuts disappeared. I assume they fit in a teaspoon, but then again canine testicular size falls outside my areas of expertise.

The teaspoon measure is somehow stuck in my mind ... time to go home and wash all of the silverware. Happy Friday.

sweetbreads anyone?

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I can prove you wrong with a picture of my ***** if you would like.....