POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
Anyone think their 996 e brake handle looks like a horse *****? Are there any replacements for a nicer handle out there?
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POST 2Original post
Ummm...well. Guess I never really thought about it.
POST 3Original post
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Think you're spending too much time on the farm.
POST 4Original post
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POST 6Original post
What the heck are you doing behind the barn ? 😳
POST 7Original post
:::::::::: IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH :::::: "horse *****" now trending on Rennlist !!!
POST 8Original post
Some people see what they want to see
POST 9Original post
Australian horse maybe...
POST 10Original post
Quotes source post: 19268297
Can always have the upholstery redone, that's pretty standard stuff for wealthier 996 owners lol.
POST 11Original post
Quotes source post: 19268297
Your horse will never make it as a equine **** star if he's hung like an e brake handle. Does he drive a big lifted truck to compensate?
POST 12Original post
I may never apply my parking brake again.
POST 13Original post
OP, that was funny. Never thought of the handle quite that way. It is ugly so I wrapped mine with paracord that matches some intererior painting I did to a few pieces. Now, I'd say it looks more like a walrus weiner (sorry folks, couldn't help myself)
POST 14Original post
OP is not wrong. Some of the aftermarket options for the 996 are decidedly worse. https://shop.db-carbon-interieur.de/epages/61541539.sf/en_US/?ObjectPath=/Shops/61541539/Products/146CA/SubProducts/146CA-0001
POST 15Original post
There's a common theme emerging here .... https://rennlist.com/forums/996-foru...orse-shoe.html
POST 16Original post
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POST 17 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post
^nailed it. That�s hilarious. Spot on really. I would almost prefer a hockey stick to the oem piece.
POST 18Original post
Quotes source post: 19268297
the funniest thing ive read in like a week, full stop. thank you!
POST 19Original post
So... did you come up with this analogy on your own, or did a lady friend bring it up?
POST 20Original post
Is your wife named Catherine?
POST 21Original post
But you are driving a thoroughbred just don’t manhandle the sensitive parts and he’ll treat you right and reward you with heart palpitations and cold sweats 🤪😜😝
POST 22Original post
Just perform a beaning,,,should do the trick 🥸
POST 23Original post
Maybe we can ask Mr Hands !!
POST 24Original post
I guess we have gotten to the Lowest Common Denominator
POST 25Original post
Quotes source post: 19281436
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POST 26Original post
Quotes source post: 19281545
I fairly new here but after the fourth time or so since I logged on and saw this thread, I'm a little concerned about how much "play" its getting.
POST 27Original post
Quotes source post: 19281606
You and me both...
POST 28Original post
Lol, that is how with banana
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