Whilst trawling through the net looking at 996 ads I have uncovered 2 gems for everyone to have a chuckle at. Some of these dealers are verrrry strange!!! 1. PORSCHE 911 S reg, Tipronic S, Arctic silver metallic with black leather seating, air con, alpine dvd in dash flip screen with cd multi play, 18 turbo alloys, new tyres, privacyglass, clear lenses, alarm, cherished, 44000 miles, fsh YOUNG AND SCRUMPTIOUS, EXTREMELY COOL AND FASIONABLE, CENTRE FOLD MODEL. HAS MUSCULER BODY, LONG LEGS AND EXCEPTIONAL RESPIRATORY TRACTS, NEEDS REGULAR WORKOUTS AND GENERALLY FIT PARTNER £28995 2. Once driven forever smitten. This is a car that will not only appeal to your heart, but will make sound financial sense for your wallet. Porsche are the lowest depreciating cars, and hold residual values extremely well. Everything falls perfectly to hand, works as you expect it to work, and you feel as if you have always driven this car. Its instinctive. Whilst the car is nice and tame in traffic, point the nose at an open road, drop a couple of gears, and just feel the power band come in at 2,700 revs. Better still open the sunroof (electric of course), and head for your nearest tunnel and revel in the sounds of the Porsche Philharmonic Exhaust Orchestra. Calm, peaceful and quiet when you want to be. Adrenaline pumping, steroid boosting super car when the mood strikes.
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