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I wrecked my Porsche

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POST 1Original post

key. The little badge fell out of the key, is this a warranty issue?

POST 3Original post

Its Friday.............and honestly, I am a little distraught. Now how will people know I drive a Porsche? :banana::beer:

POST 4Original post

the key itself has a Porsche logo on it :argue:

POST 5Original post

Oh man! I was thinking "Holy ****, he just got that car!" Glad to hear it is just the key, but yikes. Friday or not, my stomach sank there a little bit for you.

POST 6Original post

Man, Doug, That is almost mean! I mean, you are taking after K-man way too much. He posts that his car was 'totally wiped out' and your key fob comes apart. Maybe I'd better take both the keys and the car from you, for their safe keeping of course and your well-being, until you're past this car-harm stage. I mean, what's a friend for? See you Wednesday eve week after next.

POST 7Original post

Mine fell out too. I said "dang how cheap can a key fob be". A little super glue took care of it. They must of had the key fob made in china. :banana: (inside joke)

POST 8Original post

LOL, I can't find the piece though the little badge part so no super glue solution for me. No the banana never sleeps.

POST 9Original post

You ever heard of what happened to the boy who called "wolf"? Using subject line like that is not cool.

POST 10Original post

This is what I was going to post this morning; beat me to it. I hope it really doesn't happen it might be a while before you get some sympathy.

POST 11Original post

Oh, swell. Now how to get the urine stains from my computer chair... Get a rope... Kidding... You did get me on this one. I saw it in the New Posts and went "Oh $hi+ !" G

POST 13Original post

Key fob problems all over the place! This is something that Porsche should have taken care of!!! Imagine the pain and aguish this causes. The missed nookie opportunities because the young things only see us as we are! The shame. I say, Class Action!!!

POST 14Original post

Yeah..definitely class-action! I mean, class action against the posts that cried wolf.

POST 15Original post

It seems proven that Porsches reject Chinese knock off exhausts by popping of their badges. 100% so far....(the banana guy is in retirement).

POST 16Original post

Now that is actually funny. :banana: Sorry Caygirl, the banana is my only friend in this thread.

POST 17Original post

Just wondering... Is it possible to get the Cayenne's remote instead of the Caymans... I kinda like the Cayenne's remote =P

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