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Cayman commits suicide because driver is so unbelievably bad

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YOUR RESEARCHCayman commits suicide because driver is so unbelievably bad

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POST 2Original post

Definitely hard to watch. Almost so bad that I’m wondering if it was somehow staged???

POST 3Original post

Instructor has some fault here. Letting that dude drive with one hand is a definite giveaway that neither the driver nor instructor has a clue.

POST 4Original post

What do you expect? That guys wheel is on the wrong side of the vehicle! Next month: for sale, never been tracked….

POST 5Original post

Later at the repair center “ of course we can fix it, there’s very little that can’t be accomplished in this world with the proper application of huge piles of cash, besides it’s almost Christmas and the mechanics have children”. In the meantime, Porsche recommends some seat time with your new driving instructor Gerhart.

POST 6Original post

I saw a lot of that one hand driving but it was in an Electra two and a deuce.

POST 7Original post

Simple economic problem. The guy had more dollars than sense.

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