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Even Porsche hater Flasher admitted it was the biz...

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whatever, if TVR re-issued the Maxi saloon you would think it was the bollocks.

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Even Porsche hater Flasher admitted it was the biz...

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whatever, if TVR re-issued the Maxi saloon you would think it was the bollocks.

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POST 1Original post

Sorry, it's a dog. That nasty shiny trim round the windows, the cramped interior and Audiesque rear-end do it no favours at all. VW have made a far better fist of it with the Touraeg. Just my opinion, mind :-)

POST 2Original post

whats the price of the non S model? not that I'm buying.. just interested.

POST 3Original post

I figured that they would look better in the metal than the pic`s , pics just do not always do justice to the subject ,,, very interesting,,, but stupid

POST 4Original post

For a 4x4 off road thingy it's better than anything else on the market... That doesn't mean I don't think it's ugly. It's one of the ugliest cars I have ever seen. For some reason they have tried to make it look like a Porsche and it's so big that the nose looks totally wrong. That said, it was superb inside and very good value for £44995 or whatever it is. It made up for Bennno having to stand and watch Jeremy Clarkson Obliterate a Boxster with a Tamora on the TVR stand..

POST 5Original post

Agreed, it ain't the prettiest thing I've seen, but it looked like it was hewn out of the finest German granite (though Mel started slagging it immediately) Great to meet you guys yesterday. Flash, my missus thought you picked a wonderful car there mate - it looked corking, in both colours. PS - confession time - I got PW to autograph a TVR poster for my old man. I mentioned Flash's name and he was only too pleased....

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Flash you contradict yourself, you agreed yesterday that for a 4wd it looks better than a ML or X5 and the nose looks ok in the Flesh. Said so yourself Flasher?? Big thing was that its a 350bhp Landcruiser sized beasty for not much more than a Boxster S! Ok so it proves that a Tamora can out drag a 2.7 Boxster, big suprise. Perhaps if they threw in a couple of bends or tried it over 24 hours the result would be different - bet you £20 a GTO Porsche will finish ahead of a Tuscan R at Le Mans next year. Bennno

POST 7Original post

The double act is back!!! Can't wait to see you two *live* at BTaP. Bread rolls at thirty paces

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POST 9 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

whatever, if TVR re-issued the Maxi saloon you would think it was the bollocks. tttt ttt ttunnel vision tttunnel vision Bennno

POST 10Original post

Yeah and if Porsche bought a Transit van competitor out you would put a deposit down....and say it was gorgeous....

POST 11 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

obviously not as gorgeous as a gay boy yellow, tupperware penis extension Bennno >> Edited by bennno on Friday 25th October 10:49

POST 13Original post

You never seem this argumentitive in the flesh chaps? It's not the world's prettiest motor but what 4x4 is, although I did flirt with the idea of a last shape Rangy I'd say if you can get one of the 1st cars buy it, hoon around in it for six months, and then pass it on at over list to someone who doesn't want to wait for one free motoring!

POST 14Original post

That's cos Flasher is about twice Bennno's size I must just interject and say that the Cayenne is an ugly old dog, but if I was in the market for ML/X5 it would probably be a contender. I think it has to be lumped in with these sloan ranger 4x4s, not with the rest of the Porsche model range.

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Been to the motorshow today and pleased to confirm the new cayenne (particularly the S) looks so much better in the flash! For a start it is much bigger than you expect, the shape is pretty curvy (you cant tell this from a photo) and in the preview lounge they have one with 20" wheels which totally looks the dogs gonads. Best of all you get a free scale model, fit birds and top notch breakfast/lunch and refreshments! Makes the X5 and the ML look clunky and the prices which have been announced means the S is 10K less than the ML55!!! Bargain 350bhp at £44K Even Porsche hater Flasher admitted it was the biz... Bennno

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