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$20,000 to have the Stuttgart-bred heathen repaired, the owner tossed the keys to Commonwealth Second Amendment.

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Use silver porsche as a fundraiser

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charity group is dedicated to reforming Massachusetts gun laws and decided to use the silver Porsche as a fundraiser.

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$20,000 to have the Stuttgart-bred heathen repaired, the owner tossed the keys to Commonwealth Second Amendment.

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Use silver porsche as a fundraiser

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charity group is dedicated to reforming Massachusetts gun laws and decided to use the silver Porsche as a fundraiser.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quote:- The owner of one unfortunate Porsche 911 decided to donate his car to charity after the machine vomited up its engine and entire cooling system. After the mechanic handed over an estimate of close to U.S. $20,000 to have the Stuttgart-bred heathen repaired, the owner tossed the keys to Commonwealth Second Amendment. The U.S. charity group is dedicated to reforming Massachusetts gun laws and decided to use the silver Porsche as a fundraiser. Over 140 individuals showed with weapons and ammunition, forming a formidable firing squad. Hapless Porsche 911 gets lit up with 10,000 rounds of ammunition

POST 2Original post

I am surprised that anyone in the US with a 996 has not had there IMS changed. There's loads of Garages that retrofit the LN bearing and its cheaper than here in the UK.

POST 3Original post

Now I'm a guy, I like guns and enjoy shooting but such mindless stupidity goes a long way to proving that these men should not be allowed to hold anything more dangerous than an egg whisk. I don't blame these children though, it's the idiots who gave them the guns I'm angry at. In a supposedly educated country how did this ever come to be?

POST 4Original post

How very brave of these idiots! I'm amazed that they are able to get hold of such large calibre and fully automatic weaponry too! No wonder they have so many school atrocities over there. Most of them would be better off ditching the gun club and signing up to a gym to get that lard off them!

POST 5Original post

Stupid. Beyond stupid. Hopeless losers trying to make themselves feel big and manly. Pondlife.

POST 8Original post

Is just my imagination but in first few minutes there is a hell of a lot of firing bit not that many holes in 911?

POST 9Original post

Yeah, Looks like plenty hit the floor LOL. They look about the same distance away that the Brits play Darts.

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