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Fried Egg ??????

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And they both look better than the Freelander with running mascara

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And they both look better than the Freelander with running mascara

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Why after all this time are people, including so called car reviewers/experts referring to the Gen2/Turbo headlights as fried egg??? Teardrop perhaps but fried egg........are people becoming more stupid as the years tick by.

POST 2Original post

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POST 5Original post

Sausage trouser & eggs :floor: Because that's what they look like. The lights and the interior on the 996 were the 2 critical points of the car. It's taken decades for people to accept the design and its now becoming a classic, mainly due to these quirky features. I started off by disliking the lights and interior but over time I've warmed to the 996. I own a 997 and if you asked me 5 years ago about buying a 996 I would have said no, 'I don't like the fried eggs". 5 years on if you asked me the same question, I would say YES! I now like the 996 and I would have one. It's a great car. Unfortunately they will always be called fried eggs. Does boiled egg sound better? I have done some research and found this picture of a broken 996 head light, it may explain the name. :floor:

POST 6Original post

..we're all Devo! https://youtu.be/hRguZr0xCOc

POST 7Original post

OMG, possibly one of the worst songs and videos I've ever seen. What a pile of rubbish. However I was strangely fixated and still watched it :grin: :grin: A bit like the 996 headlights, didn't like them but strangely fixated on the eggs.

POST 8Original post

Gen1 cars were fried eggs Gen2 cars are crying eyes

POST 9Original post

Mmmm, not sure crying eyes sounds great either? :grin: :grin:

POST 10Original post

They were 996 Mk1 and Mk2 in the old days. Gen 1 started with 997.

POST 11Original post

And they both look better than the Freelander with running mascara

POST 13Original post

I once heard the Mk2 headlight referred to as "surrender headlights". I quite liked that as they were the product of pressure to make the 911 different from the Boxster and move towards the round headlights.

POST 14 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Have some of you actually read my post?? Fried egg was because of the yellow indicator. That wasn't the point of my post. Good grief people are getting more stupid by the hour.

POST 15 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Thanks for that info upload mate. Did you read my post?

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