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YOUR RESEARCHFunny thing about a dead battery

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few amps

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Looks like the current required will be a bit higher than I expected, since there is a good chance that the alarm will go off - I suspect few amps for a short duration - a pile of Nicads could do it in an emergency, but a donor batter would be a better choice.

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Replace battery, you obviously have

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Well, in order to change the battery, you obviously have to open the hood.

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hood release is just a relay

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I wonder how much current can one put through the cigaret lighter - I think most chargers would be below 15Amps for normal charging - I suspect the hood release is just a relay, so no electronics are involved - any source close to 12V should allow for the hood to be opened, at which point one can jump start the car or use a high current ( 100A ) charger to get it going.

Funny thing about a dead battery

Replace battery, you obviously have

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Well, in order to change the battery, you obviously have to open the hood.

Funny thing about a dead battery

Use high current ( 100a ) charger

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I wonder how much current can one put through the cigaret lighter - I think most chargers would be below 15Amps for normal charging - I suspect the hood release is just a relay, so no electronics are involved - any source close to 12V should allow for the hood to be opened, at which point one can jump start the car or use a high current ( 100A ) charger to get it going.

Funny thing about a dead battery

Use hood release

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In order to open the hood, you obviously have to use the hood release.

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Replace battery, you obviously have

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Well, in order to change the battery, you obviously have to open the hood.

Funny thing about a dead battery

Use high current ( 100a ) charger

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I wonder how much current can one put through the cigaret lighter - I think most chargers would be below 15Amps for normal charging - I suspect the hood release is just a relay, so no electronics are involved - any source close to 12V should allow for the hood to be opened, at which point one can jump start the car or use a high current ( 100A ) charger to get it going.

Funny thing about a dead battery

Use hood release

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In order to open the hood, you obviously have to use the hood release.

Funny thing about a dead battery
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few amps

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Suspected cause

Looks like the current required will be a bit higher than I expected, since there is a good chance that the alarm will go off - I suspect few amps for a short duration - a pile of Nicads could do it in an emergency, but a donor batter would be a better choice.

Funny thing about a dead battery

hood release is just a relay

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Suspected cause

I wonder how much current can one put through the cigaret lighter - I think most chargers would be below 15Amps for normal charging - I suspect the hood release is just a relay, so no electronics are involved - any source close to 12V should allow for the hood to be opened, at which point one can jump start the car or use a high current ( 100A ) charger to get it going.

Funny thing about a dead battery
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POST 1Original post

Brought my friends to the dealer to show them the Cayman. The battery was apparantly dead from so many people looking at it. Well, in order to change the battery, you obviously have to open the hood. In order to open the hood, you obviously have to use the hood release. The hood release is electrical... So, they pulled a panel by the foot rest to jump the electronics for the hood release. Then you jump the actual battery to do anything else. I'm trying to download the owners manual to figure out if there is another way to do this. Weird huh?

POST 2Original post

P. 147: "Important Note If the vehicle battery is discharged, the front lid can be opened only by connecting an external electrical power source." <Edit> Also look at p. 234 </Edit> That's CRAZY!!!!! Edited by - hsjb on 12/11/2005 10:55:38 PM

POST 3Original post

That's the way ALL Porsches (other than maybe the Cayenne) have been since they went away from the manual hood latches in 2001. Nothing new to the Cayman.

POST 4Original post

As I mentioned in another posting, I am new to P-cars, so forgive the show of ignorance. Is there a reason that Porsche decided to go with a electrical latch? It's seems awefully inconvenient if you have a dead battery.

POST 5Original post

hsjb, I am new to Porsche as well, my last one was in 1979 and yes I think that is weird and really inconvenient. I guess I better make sure I drive it enough to keep the battery charged. Russ

POST 7Original post

So it's a frigid winter night & I make a late run to the grocery store. Park my Cayman & discovery the store is closed. Worse yet, my car won't start - the battery just died. It's getting really cold without heat, but no problem, I've got my jacket in the trunk. Oops. Death by design. At least the coffin has great curves.

POST 8Original post

If you think the Porsche hood release is a problem check out the new Corvette: you can't open the door if the battery is dead. There is one keyhole by the rear hatch and pull cords to manually release the electronic doors. There are also backup levers by the doors in case you are in the car at the time. This is progress? Edited by - BiggerTwin on 12/12/2005 1:39:44 PM

POST 9Original post

Combine the no spare tire to the dead battery conundrum and you have a domino affect that could lead to some situations that you would not want to be in.

POST 10Original post

I went to buy a new996 Targa from a large US dealer that was on display. The battery was dead so the salesman went away to get a device to start the car, despite my protests not to bother. When he eventually came back he thought for a moment and then said 'do you know which end of the car the battery is in?' I told him it was under the hood and that he wouldn't be able to do anything but he continued to try to open the hood. I didn't buy the car.

POST 11Original post

moral of the story, if your car is going to sit invest in a battery maintainer...

POST 12Original post

I wonder how much current can one put through the cigaret lighter - I think most chargers would be below 15Amps for normal charging - I suspect the hood release is just a relay, so no electronics are involved - any source close to 12V should allow for the hood to be opened, at which point one can jump start the car or use a high current ( 100A ) charger to get it going. I wonder what factors pushed Porsche to use an electrical hood release - can't be cost saving - or can it ?

POST 13Original post

On Porsche's web site there are two battery maintainers listed.......one a pure maintainer, the other a light charger/maintainer I believe. Under the descriptions they do say they can be used to power the hood release when/if the batter is dead.

POST 14Original post

I just spoke to my salesman and asked obout this dead battery/can't open the hood issue. He told me there is a simple solution but it would take a large effort to explain on the phone and just seconds to show me how when I am there. Bottom line is that there are ways to open the hood and it should not be a big deal.

POST 15Original post

I just hope he will not show you that there is a way to do this without a key !!! kmns - please keep us posted on what you learn.

POST 16Original post

The procedure is described in the drivers manual. You can download a copy from www.renntech.org (assuming you have registered). It s the same as for the 997/996.

POST 17Original post

Page 234 of the manual covers the procedure. Looks like the current required will be a bit higher than I expected, since there is a good chance that the alarm will go off - I suspect few amps for a short duration - a pile of Nicads could do it in an emergency, but a donor batter would be a better choice.

POST 18Original post

Ahem, KenH please check this site, as the owner's manual has been available here for some time... /fckeditor/editor/images/smiley/MWPX/tounge_smile.gif

POST 19Original post

This is same as Boxster so no surprise here. Well documented in user manual and well known on various P Msg boards. Ketih

POST 20Original post

ps - they should consider themselves lucky it was unlocked - cause they're electical too - no key in lock won't do either! err . solution is in manual - safely locked in car! Keith

POST 21Original post

Ooops, Sorry! I think I even downloaded from here too.

POST 22Original post

Are the locks really electrical? I thought they included a mechanical element so that you could openthe driver's door (only)with the key. One other issue to be aware of is that with no power the windows will not drop down, so the door has to be opened carefully.

POST 23Original post

The car I went to see last Fri. had the same problem. Salesman had it open in under 5 min. which includes the time to chase down the battery charger. It was simply opening the fuse cover,. pulling out the one for the trunk, hook positive to that, ground to door hinge and open trunk. Then he hooked it up to battey to start the car. WHOOOHOOOO got to hear it run in the showroom. Sure sounded better than the Boxster S I drove. That is making the wait longer still.

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