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Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

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Install some 6 months later

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Intending to get it properly sorted when I got home, it was on the eve of an MOT that I decided to get a proper replacement exhaust fitted - some 6 months later!!

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge
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Check size

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Check for size

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Install when i sold it

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Had no money then still fitted when I sold it on

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Repair exhaust

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:thumb: Brilliant, when I was a kid I repaired the exhaust on my Lambretta with a baked bean can.

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Check size

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Check for size

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Use beer cans

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Suggestion

I did a similar repair using beer cans on one of the exhausts of my 2.8 Capri when on a holiday in Wales in the 80s as a temporary repair.

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge
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Check size

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Suggestion · Original poster

Check for size

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Install some 6 months later

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Performed · outcome unconfirmed

Intending to get it properly sorted when I got home, it was on the eve of an MOT that I decided to get a proper replacement exhaust fitted - some 6 months later!!

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Install when i sold it

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Had no money then still fitted when I sold it on

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Repair exhaust

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:thumb: Brilliant, when I was a kid I repaired the exhaust on my Lambretta with a baked bean can.

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Use beer cans

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I did a similar repair using beer cans on one of the exhausts of my 2.8 Capri when on a holiday in Wales in the 80s as a temporary repair.

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Use jubilee clips

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Suggestion

I once tried to use jubilee clips on the same joint.

Yatesy's Beer Can Boffin Bodge

Use rest of the standard joint hardware you'll be fine

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However, I'm sure if you're using the rest of the standard joint hardware you'll be fine.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Just seen a post about blowing exhaust sleeves and realised I hadn't posted a recent fix I did on mine. I've had issues more than once with the cat to back box exhaust sleeves on my 996. They always start weeping after a period and there's nothing as annoying as a boffing exhaust note!! Last week I thought I'd have a go at something different and as yet after a few hundred spirited miles it's still holding up. I decided to create an air-tight bandage that would seal the gap between the two pipes, then refit the sleeves over the top. I was going to go down Halfords and buy a couple of those Holts ones but thought "where's the fun in that!" So in typical Yatesy fashion - time for a couple of cheap Aldi Beers. :drink: Polish them off in lightning speed, pull out the sciccors and bathroom sealant and get to work - Blue Peter style: The donor can (+1 another one swiftly behind it :grin: ) Get to work with the scissors Check for size Copious amounts of silicone bathroom sealant Then wrap round the joints Will be interesting seeing if it lasts :grin:

POST 2Original post

Love it! I'm not certain the sealant is necessary, but then Beefeater has made me make some strange choices in my time. I once tried to use jubilee clips on the same joint. They lasted about two weeks. However, I'm sure if you're using the rest of the standard joint hardware you'll be fine. Cheers!

POST 3Original post

Please tell me you are covering up the beer can?

POST 4 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Yes - the beer cans can not be seen as I've refit the original sleeves and clamps back over the top of them.

POST 5Original post

did the idea come to you before or after the beers? just curious ;D

POST 6 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

It actually came after 3 pints of lager, bottle of Semillon Sauvignon Blanc and a few shots of Soplica Quince Vodka Liqueur. :grin:

POST 7Original post

Is that called "upcycling" :?: Dunno about the silicone Alex, I bought some a few weeks ago and the data sheet said possible "spontaneous combustion" :nooo:

POST 8 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Szymon informed me the next morning my engine 'is on fire' when we rocked up at a local car show last week, but I think that was just the paint on the can burning off Been fine since and the excess sealant that squeezed out under clamping it still intact and squidgy.

POST 9 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Notice it does say "ALL PURPOSE" on the tube.

POST 10Original post

There are limits to that term you know :floor:

POST 11 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I found that out after trying to make a home made "perfect fit" condom out the stuff :nooo:

POST 12Original post

So is this to stop the water dripping or do you actually hear it?

POST 13 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

You could hear it blowing and see black soot round the seal of the original sleeves. Haven't checked yet if it stop the condensation and dripping.

POST 14Original post

You'll be surprised how long this lasts!! I did a similar repair using beer cans on one of the exhausts of my 2.8 Capri when on a holiday in Wales in the 80s as a temporary repair. Intending to get it properly sorted when I got home, it was on the eve of an MOT that I decided to get a proper replacement exhaust fitted - some 6 months later!!

POST 15Original post

:thumb: Brilliant, when I was a kid I repaired the exhaust on my Lambretta with a baked bean can. Had no money then still fitted when I sold it on

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