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Fill with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator

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An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

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An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

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Use ) clay-bar and some rubber scraped off the road

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I'll swap half a (used) clay-bar AND some rubber scraped off the road for a decent 993.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Use clay bar

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yep, the quality of a well used clay bar

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They will probably give you a free valet why the car is in, that way you won't need to use a clay bar when you get the card back!

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

windup at

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- just when i thought i'd heard of the tightest thing ever (i did suspect a windup at first

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Lubricate paint

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

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Fill with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator

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An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

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Lubricate paint

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Run forrest

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more likely: run forrest, run.

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Use ) clay-bar and some rubber scraped off the road

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I'll swap half a (used) clay-bar AND some rubber scraped off the road for a decent 993.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Use 3m finnese it

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for a paint shop finnish use 3m finnese it with a foam pad wash off residue apply fav wax

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Use bar

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Use clay bar

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yep, the quality of a well used clay bar

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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They will probably give you a free valet why the car is in, that way you won't need to use a clay bar when you get the card back!

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Use detailing spray

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

Use kindly donated tax disc as a small

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I can also use the kindly donated tax disc as a small but useable sail.

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Use of your time

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May cost more than 8 quid (plus p&p) but a better use of your time.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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May cost more than 8 quid (plus p&p) but a better use of your time.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK

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May cost more than 8 quid (plus p&p) but a better use of your time.

Clay bar.... - Page 5 - Porsche General - PistonHeads UK
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windup at

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- just when i thought i'd heard of the tightest thing ever (i did suspect a windup at first

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Anyone got one in good nick that they dont want anymore? Sorry about the dull post im just feeling a little tight at the moment.

POST 2Original post

Jesus dude they're £12 at Halfords.. sorry I hate saying the words "you drive a Porsche" but come on..

POST 3 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I guess I should have seen that coming...!

POST 5Original post

I've got some Meuliers (sp?) with a clay bar I dont need anymore if you live near Surrey Quays. PM me if you want it. But as said above, it does only cost £12 from Halfords.............

POST 6Original post

And it works really well to remove all the crap and imperfections in the paint surface of your car too! Edited by housemaster on Thursday 19th April 18:21

POST 7Original post

Do you want someone to pay your petrol money to go and collect it too Edited by elms on Thursday 19th April 18:32

POST 8 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

elms said: Do you want someone to pay your petrol money to go and collect it too Edited by elms on Thursday 19th April 18:32 That's kind. Are you offering?!

POST 9 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Truth be known I recently lost mine which i got when i ordered a kit. I would like the same again but can't bring myself to pay the obligatory 4 squid p and p for an item that costs 8 squid. Tight i know.

POST 10Original post

johnfm said: Maybe thats how he can afford a Porsche.... Now you are learning John

POST 13Original post

Ravi, I see you're a "strategy consultant". In my experience anything suffixed by the word "consultant" guarantees at least a #700 a day invoice....

POST 14Original post

What's a clay bar and how do you use it? Did a search and read a post on this and it involves three hours of polishing - three hours! Type 'detailer' into PH search and put your feet up. May cost more than 8 quid (plus p&p) but a better use of your time.

POST 15 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Perhaps some of us find car polishing a light form of catharsis....I always thought the full Porsche experience came with the expectation of some serious polishing action...

POST 16 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

rubystone said: Ravi, I see you're a "strategy consultant". In my experience anything suffixed by the word "consultant" guarantees at least a #700 a day invoice.... I don't have the nouse (or the balls) to go freelance. We strategists are a much tougher sell as contractors than those IT boys.

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if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor

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cityneil said: What's a clay bar and how do you use it? Did a search and read a post on this and it involves three hours of polishing - three hours! Type 'detailer' into PH search and put your feet up. May cost more than 8 quid (plus p&p) but a better use of your time. A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body. It'll picks up/grinds off loads of tiny little bits of debris that get stuck on your cars paint that washing/polishing won't remove.

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hutchingsp said: cityneil said: What's a clay bar and how do you use it? Did a search and read a post on this and it involves three hours of polishing - three hours! Type 'detailer' into PH search and put your feet up. May cost more than 8 quid (plus p&p) but a better use of your time. A bar of clay-like stuff, you wash your car so the paint is free of dirt, then use a detailing spray to lubricate the paint and use the bar to work over the car body. It'll picks up/grinds off loads of tiny little bits of debris that get stuck on your cars paint that washing/polishing won't remove. A little bit more in-depth if you fancy a read. http://autopia-carcare.com/detailingc C.

POST 20Original post

Apparently blu tack works just as well. Perhaps you could snaffle some from work or get the kids to steal some from school. pp

POST 21Original post

cableguy said: A little bit more in-depth if you fancy a read. http://autopia-carcare.com/detailingc C. nice website - thanks. the lady modelling the process is pretty too

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Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you! After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage!

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gemsbok1000 said: Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you! After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage! - just when i thought i'd heard of the tightest thing ever (i did suspect a windup at first ), i hear this you'd make a scotsman look like a shopaholic

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gemsbok1000 said: Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you! After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage! Why doesnt that suprise me. Cheeky Edited by elms on Thursday 19th April 22:50

POST 25Original post

Anyone got a spare dust cap?? Oh and my airfreshner has lost its wiff....

POST 26Original post

gemsbok1000 said: Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you! After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage! I nearly replied a little more constructively pointing out that once he had paid someone £5 or so to cover postage of half a litre of detailing spray he may as well go buy one but I thought "nah that's stating the obvious".. that's just unbelievable tbh!

POST 27Original post

I was following this thread to find out what a clay bar was, then thought there's an awfull lot of twaddle being written about the bloody thing, and what happens next, even waste some time contributing to it. How sad! Looking forward to the weekend, got a big halfords superstore near home......need to check out the latest clay bars.

POST 28Original post

ravi..i have some you can have ..old stuff mind you..also has a few stones in but im sure you could put it through a siv .....good luck tigh a**e......

POST 29Original post

ravi944 said: Anyone got one in good nick that they dont want anymore? Sorry about the dull post im just feeling a little tight at the moment. How did you afford internet time long enough to post this?

POST 30Original post

something tells me ravi944's gone off into hiding.. :tailbetweenlegs:

POST 31Original post

[quote=ravi944We strategists are a much tougher sell as contractors than those IT boys.[/quote] Is that because the IT boys actually deliver stuff? SM

POST 32Original post

SNDa said: something tells me ravi944's gone off into hiding.. :tailbetweenlegs: probably gone to do some honest work and save up 12 notes for a trip to halfords?

POST 33Original post

more likely: run forrest, run. come out, come out, wherever you are - this is no fun if you don't respond. PS I think the 'tight arse' log in is still available if you wanted to change it (does need an update, doesn't it?)

POST 34Original post

SAMBAMAN said: ravi..i have some you can have ..old stuff mind you..also has a few stones in but im sure you could put it through a siev .....good luck tigh a**e......

POST 35Original post

Strategy Consultant with a C4 911 and a post count of about 1 per fortnight pops on here wondering if someone will send him a free clay-bar and pay for the postage? If ever a FFS was justified, this is it. FFS

POST 36Original post

Great thread For a decent thread about claying, look here... www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=136&t=381697&p=2

POST 37Original post

Jonny5 said: if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor Offer still open , will fedex it to you too...

POST 38Original post

911fan said: How did you afford internet time long enough to post this? He must be on a flat rate, I guess...

POST 39Original post

Jonny5 said: Jonny5 said: if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor Offer still open , will fedex it to you too... He plucking up the courage to answer!!

POST 40Original post

andys2 said: Jonny5 said: Jonny5 said: if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor Offer still open , will fedex it to you too... He plucking up the courage to answer!! You would need to pay him to anser first...

POST 42Original post

Kurgen_ said: Pure quality thread. yep, the quality of a well used clay bar

POST 44Original post

Ravi944, get yourself out in garden ar kid wit shovel and start digging til mud turns a lovely golden colour... voila, free clay C.

POST 45Original post

andys2 said: Jonny5 said: Jonny5 said: if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor Offer still open , will fedex it to you too... He plucking up the courage to answer!! Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood.

POST 46Original post

hutchingsp said: andys2 said: Jonny5 said: Jonny5 said: if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor Offer still open , will fedex it to you too... He plucking up the courage to answer!! Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood. last seen cutting the coupons out of the free-ads

POST 47Original post

name said: Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood. What, in a dirty car? The shame!

POST 48 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

gemsbok1000 said: Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you! After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage! Hold on a sec! I was never expecting to get it for free! I'd be more than happy to pay a fair price!

POST 49Original post

ukwill said: hutchingsp said: andys2 said: Jonny5 said: Jonny5 said: if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you Jon - IT contractor Offer still open , will fedex it to you too... He plucking up the courage to answer!! Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood. last seen cutting the coupons out of the free-ads from the pc screen that is...

POST 50Original post

ravi944 said: gemsbok1000 said: Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you! After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage! Hold on a sec! I was never expecting to get it for free! I'd be more than happy to pay a fair price! Good to hear. I think Halfords have them at 12 quid, which sounds fair to me. HTH

POST 51Original post

Another money saving tip for Ravi944 An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

POST 52Original post

gfreeman said: Another money saving tip for Ravi944 An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator. Just make sure sure the lid is securely fastened otherwise that could be a real pain in your tight ass

POST 53Original post

I'm digging up the rest of my driveway tomorrow. If I go far enough and hit clay, would you like some of that? Subject to extraction charge, shipping and VAT Edited by TheMarko on Friday 20th April 20:12

POST 54Original post

Not sure where Ravi's strategy is going here...

POST 55Original post

Globulator said: Not sure where Ravi's strategy is going here... Bet he has a big calculator to split the bills on 1st dates

POST 56Original post

Seriously,are you not embarressed begging for a £10 freebie from people on a forum ? Some people have just got no shame. Buy it from a shop like everyone else. Do you want some second hand toilet paper as well ? There was a bloke at the railway station asking everyone today for 90p to buy some coffee because he didnt have a job. Probably scrounges £50 a day. Most people just ignored him. I told him to "f**k off and get a job like the rest of us"loud enough so about 10 people could hear it. Get my drift ?

POST 57Original post

sherman klump said: Seriously,are you not embarressed begging for a £10 freebie from people on a forum ? Some people have just got no shame. Buy it from a shop like everyone else. Do you want some second hand toilet paper as well ? There was a bloke at the railway station asking everyone today for 90p to buy some coffee because he didnt have a job. Probably scrounges £50 a day. Most people just ignored him. I told him to "f**k off and get a job like the rest of us"loud enough so about 10 people could hear it. Get my drift ? Bad day at the office?

POST 58 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Jonny5 said: Globulator said: Not sure where Ravi's strategy is going here... Bet he has a big calculator to split the bills on 1st dates Not a chance. A true gent always!

POST 59Original post

ukwill said: sherman klump said: Seriously,are you not embarressed begging for a £10 freebie from people on a forum ? Some people have just got no shame. Buy it from a shop like everyone else. Do you want some second hand toilet paper as well ? There was a bloke at the railway station asking everyone today for 90p to buy some coffee because he didnt have a job. Probably scrounges £50 a day. Most people just ignored him. I told him to "f**k off and get a job like the rest of us"loud enough so about 10 people could hear it. Get my drift ? Bad day at the office? Nah,the f**ker at the station pisses me off everyday begging for money,20 years old,able bodied,white,british born so no excuses,smoking canabis which you can smell from 10 yards. Some muppets actually give him money.Just hate scroungers.Sorry. Edited by sherman klump on Friday 20th April 22:59

POST 60 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I never thought such a seemingly innocent thread would provoke so much creativity! Great work guys but seriously, anyone want to sell me some before I walk to Halfords in my flip flops and bathrobe with egg stains?

POST 61Original post

I overfilled my tyres and have 2 psi of air going spare if you need some

POST 62Original post

Paracetamol said: I overfilled my tyres and have 2 psi of air going spare if you need some Fantastic, I noticed one of mine seems about 2 PSI short, could you pop over to cheshire to transfer it? Edited by jonlwright on Tuesday 27th November 14:14

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I also live in cheshire with 2 Psi spare so as long as your house is downhill from mine, i'll freewheel down with it.....

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benaldo said: I also live in cheshire with 2 Psi spare so as long as your house is downhill from mine, i'll freewheel down with it..... You are just being stupid now................How will you get home?

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benaldo said: I also live in cheshire with 2 Psi spare so as long as your house is downhill from mine, i'll freewheel down with it..... I must be downhill as I am at the bottom bordering with Staffordshire, so it can only be down on the map :-) In exchange I have my tax disc from the year before last that I no longer need?

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you're all very funny - but how does this help the gnatt's-chuff tight OP?? i, on the other hand, have 'loads' of insects that've been squished by my bonnet - i'd happily donate these (hell, i'd even pay for postage, that's how generous i am). that way, the OP can scatter them on his car and then he'll really see what a difference the clay bar can make (assuming he's managed to scrounge one off someone in the last 7 months)

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Little Dave said: benaldo said: I also live in cheshire with 2 Psi spare so as long as your house is downhill from mine, i'll freewheel down with it..... You are just being stupid now................How will you get home? Don't worry about that. I'll open the doors and wait for a strong gust of wind to power me back up the hill. I can also use the kindly donated tax disc as a small but useable sail. Home Ahoy !!

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I said: Has anyone got some spare porkers they could send 'round to my house and leave for me to drive? I only have a (lowly) 944, and would quite like to try something a bit smarter, but can't be ar*ed to go and buy one ... I quite like the looks of those 993's, but if it has to be a 996 I have heard that the GT3's are the ones to go for! I seem to be a bit short on offers here. Tell you all what. I'll swap half a (used) clay-bar AND some rubber scraped off the road for a decent 993. In fact, I'll even throw in a few flies, for good measure. You can't say fairer than that, now can you? What? You want more? OK, (and it kills me to say this), I have some old brake pads from my Golf I took out about a year ago. You can have them too. There's nearly a whole millimetre of pad left on them too - 500 miles worth. OK now, please form an orderly queue .... Oli.

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Guys this is all good stuff but a little off piste. Any serious offers out there?

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Ravi944 said: Guys this is all good stuff but a little off piste. Any serious offers out there? Why don't you call up your OPC and ask for a free service? They will probably give you a free valet why the car is in, that way you won't need to use a clay bar when you get the card back!

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If Ravi was to put his mind to it, theres actually a profit to be made from his clay bar. By claying his car and carefuly removing the grit from the bar, he could actually go into business selling Pork Scratchings. Be a millionaire in no time.

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Karnivor said: If Ravi was to put his mind to it, theres actually a profit to be made from his clay bar. By claying his car and carefuly removing the grit from the bar, he could actually go into business selling Pork Scratchings. Be a millionaire in no time. I've just proven that it is possible to almost die from choking on an apple. Actually, there's a bit still left on the core.... Ravi, what's you address?

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I get the sense with the prevailing cynicism on this thread that it's unlikely that i'll get the desired result. Probably end up selling the 964 then and buy a barge instead. Anyone got any spare deck lacquer?

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Ravi944 said: I get the sense with the prevailing cynicism on this thread that it's unlikely that i'll get the desired result. Probably end up selling the 964 then and buy a barge instead. Anyone got any spare deck lacquer? Quality

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Its my kids 5th birthday next week, we've got one of them novelty number '5' candles. I'll send you over what doesnt melt as long as I can have it back in 10 years for his 15th....

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Ravi944 said: Guys this is all good stuff but a little off piste. Any serious offers out there? Ebay item 140176063738 - £7.24 delivered! Can anyone beat that for a new clay bar?

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Ravi944 said: Guys this is all good stuff but a little off piste. Any serious offers out there? So is it free to ski off piste?

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Paracetamol said: Ravi944 said: Guys this is all good stuff but a little off piste. Any serious offers out there? So is it free to ski off piste? Only if you follow this top tip on saving on ski lift passes. You and a friend (assuming you have one) need to climb up a mountain that you can ski down on at least two sides. Attach a long length of rope between the two of you and then you have to ski down to the bottom of the mountain while your friend waits at the top. When you get to the bottom your friend can then ski down the other side of the mountain while simultaneously dragging you up the other. Repeat as often as you like.

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But the laws of physics and all that . . . Wouldn't you have to have a Fat Mate weighing twice as much as you to pull you up as he (or she) goes down the mountain? Where's Henry Firman?

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Tankman said: But the laws of physics and all that . . . Wouldn't you have to have a Fat Mate weighing twice as much as you to pull you up as he (or she) goes down the mountain? Where's Henry Firman? You'd need a lot of ski wax. Anyone have any spare to send to Ravi?

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noumenon said: You'd need a lot of ski wax. Anyone have any spare to send to Ravi? No. Got no ski Wax. I have a paint detailing clay bar that might be a good substitute . . . . ?

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Tankman said: noumenon said: You'd need a lot of ski wax. Anyone have any spare to send to Ravi? No. Got no ski Wax. I have a paint detailing clay bar that might be a good substitute . . . . ? I've got some of my wife's hair removal wax (used and only has a few pubes per square inch) but Ravi can have it if he like (still not paying postage though!)

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Paracetamol said: I've got some of my wife's hair removal wax (used and only has a few pubes per square inch) but Ravi can have it if he like (still not paying postage though!) IIRC your wife doesnt wax... she shaves.

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Paracetamol said: Tankman said: noumenon said: You'd need a lot of ski wax. Anyone have any spare to send to Ravi? No. Got no ski Wax. I have a paint detailing clay bar that might be a good substitute . . . . ? I've got some of my wife's hair removal wax (used and only has a few pubes per square inch) but Ravi can have it if he like (still not paying postage though!) Para you're a tight arse. Can't believe you won't do the postage. Should we call you scrooge?

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oxalic acid is good and cheap get it from the chemist though,removes traffic film industrial fall out,metalic residue like if you park at a train station,easily sponge on hose off no energy or scratches,also removes all old polish ect does not mark bright work ect, as long as its not to strong 1/4 of a cup to a bucket of cold water! buff and wax after, for a paint shop finnish use 3m finnese it with a foam pad wash off residue apply fav wax gary

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gary11 post pics of your turbo pls.

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search gary 11 or 993 silverstone sorry got none on camera now gary

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9hellheaven said: Anyone got a spare dust cap?? Oh and my airfreshner has lost its wiff.... May try this myself Saturday, see what it's all about.

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On a side note, tried the Clay Bar last week, unbelievable. Removes a lot of s t, even small bits of tar. Downside is it highlights all the stone chips etc , so much so I'm sending my 996 in for front bumper respray. Maybe I just wanted an excuse .

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73 Duchess said: On a side note, tried the Clay Bar last week, unbelievable. Removes a lot of s t, even small bits of tar. Downside is it highlights all the stone chips etc , so much so I'm sending my 996 in for front bumper respray. Maybe I just wanted an excuse . Are you having the front bumper done only or you having the bonnet done too? My bonnet needs doing big time, how much is a respray?

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Hi Woogie, I'm over in Ireland and got quoted 300 euro(240 quid) for front bumper and wing mirrors. Just the usual stone chips from 16k motorway miles. Bonnet is still very clean. Guy comes highly recommended and very reasonable. Edited by 73 Duchess on Thursday 18th September 19:14

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Pleased to see this little thread rear it's ugly head again. I don't need one anymore BTW.

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Ravi944 said: Pleased to see this little thread rear it's ugly head again. I don't need one anymore BTW. Did you clay your car then? Good results?

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woogie said: Ravi944 said: Pleased to see this little thread rear it's ugly head again. I don't need one anymore BTW. Did you clay your car then? Good results? Couldn't be bothered in the end so sold it! Hanging on to my motorbike in the meantime while I scout down a super cheap and super good 993!

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Ravi944 said: woogie said: Ravi944 said: Pleased to see this little thread rear it's ugly head again. I don't need one anymore BTW. Did you clay your car then? Good results? Couldn't be bothered in the end so sold it! Hanging on to my motorbike in the meantime while I scout down a super cheap and super good 993! Love to know if you find one Ravi that doesn't leave you re-mortgaging the house before too long . Some very tasty one's in the classifieds, but the word 'cheap' wouldn't really describe them.

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Ravi944 said: Couldn't be bothered in the end so sold it! Ravi944 said: Hanging on to my motorbike in the meantime while I scout down a super cheap and super good 993! i'd never have guessed

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I've been watching prices for the past 6 months and some of them are now relatively cheap. There were a few "S" variants for well under 30g.

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Wow! And there I was... JUST about to chuck out me old undergrungies - when I found this thread! Ravi? Porsche Owners

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I love this thread. Glad to see it resurface amongst all the doom and gloom. Can we have more like this please!

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If anyone is interested I gave my car a little too much right foot coming off a side road onto the A23 and left some black marks on the road. They are proper N rated Michelins so if you popped down there with a pallette knife you may be able to recover some rubber and stick it onto your wheels. Just a thought.... Little Dave thats priceless i nearly wet meslf !

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Just read this for the first time, initially wondered how a thread about clay bar could be 7 pages, curiosity got the better of me,very funny

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Pickled Piper said: Apparently blu tack works just as well. Perhaps you could snaffle some from work or get the kids to steal some from school. pp As a school teacher can I discourage this kind of advice. I jealously guard my stock of Blu-Tack and severe punishment is delivered to any small ratbag who tries to steal any.

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Timbo_Mint said: As a school teacher can I discourage this kind of advice. I jealously guard my stock of Blu-Tack and severe punishment is delivered to any small ratbag who tries to steal any. I really hope you don't teach English.

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ORD said: I really hope you don't teach English. Grammar police out in force I see. No. Children.

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It's now 14 years. Might be time for a new clay bar?

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Another classic post/thread. Who remembers the one about washing a Porsche (Cayman R, maybe?) with Dove shower gel?

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FarQue said: Another classic post/thread. Who remembers the one about washing a Porsche (Cayman R, maybe?) with Dove shower gel? A thread that should be mandatory pre-reading before letting anybody onto this forum

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Dr S said: A thread that should be mandatory pre-reading before letting anybody onto this forum Surely needs a link then ??

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Ravi944 said: Pleased to see this little thread rear it's ugly head again. I don't need one anymore BTW. Did Ravi944 becomes RC1, to try and shake off the clay bar shame?

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Nurburgsingh said: Its my kids 5th birthday next week, we've got one of them novelty number '5' candles. I'll send you over what doesnt melt as long as I can have it back in 10 years for his 15th.... You'll be needing it back for his 21st now.

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A thread like a breath of fresh air after all the discussion on deviated stitching and prices on here

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g7jhp said: Did Ravi944 becomes RC1, to try and shake off the clay bar shame? Embracing it! Well done Sir! Ravi Clay One => RC1

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