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Check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140
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Suggestion · Original poster
I ran down the road 5 miles to check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140 on the way back (I have a picture on my cell phone), the engine rpm's were running 5700 and she was screamin'!
Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
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Leading evidence: 'Check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140' (no explicit attributable resolution; this is a reported action or suggestion). Across 1 matching discussions, The most frequently discussed action is 'Check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140' (1 discussions). For that action, 0 discussions report a resolution and 0 report an unsuccessful attempt. No action has an explicit, attributable resolution report under the current rules. These are forum reports and suggestions, not a confirmed diagnosis.
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Suggestion · Original poster
I ran down the road 5 miles to check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140 on the way back (I have a picture on my cell phone), the engine rpm's were running 5700 and she was screamin'!
Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
Run hurt
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Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
Use front trunk
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I've learned that if you go to the store with your boxster to use the front trunk.
Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
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Check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140
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Suggestion · Original poster
I ran down the road 5 miles to check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140 on the way back (I have a picture on my cell phone), the engine rpm's were running 5700 and she was screamin'!
Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
Run 5700 and she was screamin'
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Suggestion · Original poster
I ran down the road 5 miles to check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140 on the way back (I have a picture on my cell phone), the engine rpm's were running 5700 and she was screamin'!
Boxster sucks at haulin' ice cream - 986 Forum - The Community for Porsche Boxster & Cayman Owners
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There I was...it was a beautiful day in El Paso. I'm sitting on the couch and suddenly I have this overwhelming desire to get ice cream. I drive down to the store, pick out my favorite Ben and Jerry's, put it in the trunk and start to head home. Well, there is a road along the Mexican border RTE 9 that is straight for about 45 miles. I pass it on my way home and decided to shake a little carbon from the Box. What could a quick high speed run hurt? I ran down the road 5 miles to check from any state troopers, turned around and hit 140 on the way back (I have a picture on my cell phone), the engine rpm's were running 5700 and she was screamin'! I slow down to pass the border patrol station and head back to the hacienda. I get home and my ice cream is a pool of goo in the bag (the center was still frozen). I pulled out the ice cream, made it into a milkshake and went into a sugar induced comatose nap. Life is good, except I could have sworn I ordered the ice cream option?!
I just tried to post the picture, but can't get the picture sent from the phone to my email. No worries, will just take the camera out tomorrow and do it again! Stay tuned.
The rear trunk of any midengine car is always warm.
I've learned that if you go to the store with your boxster to use the front trunk.
Never put food, wax, or ammo in the rear trunk.
@tqtran
Hi,
Yea, that Ammo thing is a little disconcerting... don't ever want to goad you into Road Rage! I believe in driving Unleaded....
Happy Motoring!... Jim'99
No, I keep my ammo and firearms in the front trunk or behind my seat depending on what I am 'packin'
The only thing I find the rear trunk useful for is pizza and cloths.
