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What a pleasant jolly lot you all are! Serious!

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YOUR RESEARCHWhat a pleasant jolly lot you all are! Serious!

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If its something to do with using the word straight then construe whatever you like.

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If its something to do with using the word straight then construe whatever you like.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I just thought that I had to put something in here to let you guys know what a difference I've seen between this forum and forums for ferrari....... I had a 996 carrera 2 up to two months ago, so posted a few times on here and used to read every day. I have to say that even though I no longer have the 996 (which is tough when I see her every time I go and see my indy specialist - he bought her from me for himself) I still read this forum every day (996 forum-the best!) to see what banter is going back and forth which is all good and fun. Take a look over at a forum that sounds like Club Fooderia, and it is all agressive and name calling and I even saw one member offering another member for a fight is he was up for it and all deadly serious! I thought trading up to a Ferrari (sorry, I know in this forum there will be someone along to say otherwise) would bring an even higher sense of achievement and comeradery. Seems to be full of lottery winners and idiots. I'm glad I can still stop in here to get some refreshing craic! Anyway, just thought that I would share that with you. Oh and if I need to make this post topical to make sure it is not moved to general chat or something, erm, what do you think a silver 996 that i saw only the roof of over a hedge and might of actually been a beetle worth? and should I buy it? (tongue in cheek before someone offers me outside.....)

POST 2Original post

You don't own a 911? Rule 47 :banned: :floor: I don't see anything in the rules about actually owning a 911 and since you now have a Ferrari I'm sure everyone on here will want to be your friend :thumbs:

POST 3Original post

Porsche owning Ferrari owners I find are very nice, so perhaps they are different to a straight Ferrari owner? Andrew take note you cant sell the 993! Was working on a lovely F360 today and we had a jolly nice bit of banter along the way. I do agree this forum is one of the most friendly, well mannered without losing its humour.

POST 5Original post

:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:

POST 7Original post

With that sort of taunt, you're sure to get a couple of handbags rounds the gills! Personally, I'd scratch your eyes out, but I've only just had my nails done. Anyway, as my camera now only has eyes for, erm, Spidey ...

POST 8Original post

Well I'm genuinely completely confused. What did I say wrong?? What taunt?? The OP said he found on a certain Ferrari forum they were aggressive etc etc. I dont have much experience of Ferrari owners, but the ones I do know also own Porsches and do not have the aggressive tendencies described by the OP. If its something to do with using the word straight then construe whatever you like. I made my comments in the spirit of the thread title not to try and make some bigotted inference. :dont know: :eh!:

POST 9Original post

Well I'm sorry if that offended anyone. Just a bit of the banter/humour (?) referenced within the thread mixed with a slight at the Club Fooderia fighty reputation. I wasn't seriously suggesting you had implied anything with my selective quote and I wasn't seriously asking you to step outside for a fight. I would have thought the scenario painted was sufficiently bizarre to indicate that it was meant as satire. Specifically as its effect was also aimed to directly contradict your other assertion:

POST 10Original post

I was only joking as well. Sorry if it came across wrong.

POST 11Original post

I do love it when a thread goes horribly wrong! :floor:

POST 12Original post

I was only joking as well. Sorry if it came across wrong.

POST 13Original post

You didn't say anything wrong - GT4 was having a bit of fun :floor:

POST 14Original post

:bye: In the true spirit again :thumb: After some recent events I am somewhat sensitive to threads going wrong!

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