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I will assume it was the 911..

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Check drivers if they follow too closely

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Have you guys tried brake checking drivers if they follow too closely?

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Use on occasion, especially

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The other one I've used on occasion, especially on the highway is the activate the headlight washers.

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Check drivers if they follow too closely

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Have you guys tried brake checking drivers if they follow too closely?

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Replace lanes

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He never even tried to slow down or change lanes.

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Check drivers if they follow too closely

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Have you guys tried brake checking drivers if they follow too closely?

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He never even tried to slow down or change lanes.

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The other one I've used on occasion, especially on the highway is the activate the headlight washers.

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I will assume it was the 911..

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

So, here (or there) I am minding my own business heading back to my office after an appointment this morning. The roads are kind of wet from an early morning rain and there's a bit of a fog covering the ground. As I enter the highway, I notice a red GT-R in my rear view mirror. The GT-R is moving along at a relatively benign pace. Me? I'm doing about 65mph, keeping up with traffic as I leisurely pull into the middle lane to avoid cars exiting on the right; no abrupt or provocative moves. The GT-R then slowly pulls up behind me, decreasing the space between us and follows me for a mile or so until the driver decides to aggressively blast by me on the right while weaving tightly through moderately moving traffic. I don't take the bait. Unfortunately, the GT-R takes the exit I need to take in order to get back to my office so I am forced to follow in the same direction. There is enough traffic on the highway that he/she couldn't get that far from me so I am, of course, the next car off the exit. I'm sure the GT-R thinks I am following to have some fun since the driver now decides to closely follow the minivan in front of them as if waiting to take off at the earliest opportunity...which he/she predictably does as soon as the highway opens up. And then, only to improve the situation, comes the schmuck in the neon yellow (no, not Imola Yellow) B5 A4 1.8T who decides that the Porsche and Nissan must have been racing and he wants to join the fray. So, of course, the A4 driver decides to start tailing me, weaving back and forth as we all slowly move around a long sweeper before entering another highway. As the road straightens and two lanes briefly open to my right, I stay put in my lane doing about 60mph just to wait and see what the dolt behind me is about to do. I'm hoping the A4 will take the bait from the GT-R and go away. Nope. He just sits there, weaving, riding my ***, getting closer and closer as if waiting to cause an accident. In the brief absence of traffic, I mash the pedal for a minute to lose him, slow down and move into a separate lane where he won't follow. Buh-bye. The A4 then slows down as he passes to my left and tries to encourage me to race until he is ultimately side by side with the GT-R. The two drivers exchange waves and the GT-R takes the bait. Dolt #2 (or #1 perhaps). The two cars then make 3 lanes out of 2 and decide to weave their way ahead, cutting people off as they, thankfully, disappear from sight. I'm sure I sound like an old man (I'm not) and I like to have fun as much as the next guy but what the hell? Can't a guy just drive to work in peace? -Eric

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I know what you mean. I'm all for driving fast, but I'd rather do it on a track than a public road. I was just thinking about idiot drivers this morning as I drove to work. It's -2 degrees F here, and the roads are snowpacked and slippery. As I drove in on a 55 mph 4-lane road this morning, there was a guy in a Jeep Grand Cherokee riding my bumper. I was going about 45 mph, and this guy kept getting closer and closer. I was afraid he was going to hit me when I slowed to turn into my office parking lot. I slowed way down, and he never got the message. One day, he'll rear end somebody and he won't understand why it happened. I just hope it's not me...

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Regardless of which side of the CT river you find yourself on the answer to your (rhetorical I presume) question is no. I am only surprised that there was no driver in a Toyota in your story.

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I find that often the worst offenders are middle-aged men in new Mustangs.

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When I was living in Santa Fe, as I was turning right, some idiot hit me at about 55 and spun me into the parking lot. He never even tried to slow down or change lanes. He also didn't have insurance and was driving a borrowed car. The only reason he stopped was because the front air dam on the Grand Prix was wedged under the front of his car. Yes, he was also a citizen of another country farther south... Sigh.

POST 6Original post

Have you guys tried brake checking drivers if they follow too closely? I have lol scares the crap out of them ha ha. Another idea, you can role do the whole reversal thing I know I am bad... play the game if you wish. Ride their butt. Usually I don't condone this however...

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Quotes source post: 9077580

Woah! Not cool did you have engine damage? What car were you driving at the time? I will assume it was the 911..

POST 8Original post

For me, I just usually turn on the rear fog light when I have a tailgater... works 90% of the time to get them off my tail. David

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Quotes source post: 9077714

I like that. Safe. Non offensive. Can't hurt to try.

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Quotes source post: 9077714

Yep, that's what I do, too. It freaks them out sometimes. I don't want to cause an accident but I certainly don't want them hitting me and involving me in an accident either. I watched one guy waive his hands in the air in anger as he slammed on his brakes in response. The immediate expression on his face was priceless. I tried that in this case, too, but the guy in the A4 just didn't care or notice. -Eric

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Quotes source post: 9077646

It was a very nice 1984 Toyota Supra. I'd recently found it in LA and driven it back. Really nice little car for almost anything. Great parts hauler. I thought the guy was far enough back but he never even slowed down! The 911 is a recent addition to the family. I do wish I'd bought one a long time ago though. They're much more fun to drive.

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I like the rear fog light idea. The other one I've used on occasion, especially on the highway is the activate the headlight washers. They put out a huge amount of water/fluid and they will soak the windshield of the car behind you. I wasn't too keen on that one this morning though. I don't like to activate them when it's very cold, because they can get stuck in the up position.

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What can happen: http://autos.yahoo.com/news/eight-fe...r-pileup-.html

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Quotes source post: 9077721

+1. I'll be adding that to the d!ckhead countermeasures!

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I just ignore them. Sometimes I wave at the less fortunate as they buzz around me. It does get annoying.

POST 17Original post

+1 on just ignoring them. I know what i got and so do they. Don't need to prove anything....i just enjoy my cars for the simple pleasure of ownership not show-boating.

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Quotes source post: 9077952

When driving my GMC 4x4 pickup, I have done the windshield washer trick if someone is really tailing me on 2 occasions and both times it worked very well, especially with the car that was absolutely spotless behind me....before he got a free wash.

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I thought the people on medications were bad enough.

POST 20Original post

Ha ha ha hilarious I have to try the rear fog light idea good idea, although in the daytime it might be kinda hard to see depending on the lighting. At night I could see this working very well.

POST 21Original post

So, see this brings up an interesting point proving this happens all over the world not just in your city or providence there are idiot drivers everywhere. If I ever buy another exotic like a Ferrari F430, Noble, Austin Martin, Audi R8 etc does this mean drivers get more jealous the better car I own? Btw I love Supras and Acura NSX the only 2 Jap cars looking exotic enough me.

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This technique worked very well in my Saab 9-5. That car put out a shocking amount of fluid when you washed the headlights...

POST 23Original post

I had this 50 something come bother me all the time on the way home from work in a newer 05-06 Mustang GT with flames on the side. I guess he heard my mildly modded Golf turbo spool and he wanted to race. I mean every time I saw this guy he would try to race. Needless to say it happened one day and I stayed way closer to the guy than he anticipated. He was really smug about winning while I just laughed which made him really angry. Fast forward to the next week when I decide to drive my 996, I pull up next to the guy and wave. He takes off like a grandma and turns at the next exit he never takes.... it was awesome.

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