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I'm limited to certain things, but i use the whole car.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I had one of those Impulsive buys yesterday, I went into pick up Wiper Blades and walked out with a "60 HDTV - then I realized, ho crap, I drove the 911 Cab - After much re-positioning, I was able to make it work. The best was the look on other motorist as the passed me by.

POST 4Original post

Tell people it's you're *new* navigation unit.

POST 5Original post

I'm sure some people were like "yeah, one of those fancy Porsche cars and a 60" big screen TV, figures" with roll of eyes

POST 6Original post

When did AutoZone start selling both Wiper Blades [sic] and jumbotrons? That's weird.

POST 7Original post

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Or when did Walmart start selling Porsche wiper blades?

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I hope there was a discount after this realization - unless that was part of the "agreement."

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Yea, good point... He goes to pick up wiper blades, but realizes he "walked out" with a TV. And then when he arrives at the getaway car, he thinks... "Ho Crap". Which really stinks, you know? I mean, you think about it.. you're having a good day shopping for wiper blades and criminal MPD kicks in and you just walk out of Walmart with a TV like a bandit... but then your true self comes back and you think, "What have I done?!!!" And then you realize, you drove a convertible and everyone will witness the stolen goods going down the highway. Hundreds will be saying, "Hey, did you catch a look at the guy in the Porsche with the large TV looking all guilty and everything?" That's a horrible feeling and the only thing that can describe these lowly feelings of despair and confusion is the therapeutic exclaimation, "Ho Crap". Wonder if Ranger Rick is typing this from jail?

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POST 11Original post

People would say "so this ******* drives a Porsche but he can't afford to get the TV installed?"

POST 12Original post

I put bags of mulch int he frunk and carry whatever in it. I'm limited to certain things, but i use the whole car.

POST 13Original post

Wow, nice looking car. Which Best Buy/Autozone details your car while you shop?

POST 14Original post

Did you have to special order the bracket to mount the TV in the car? I think I would have gotten rid of the yellow side marker lights first...

POST 15Original post

I'm proud to be an American... 'Cause I bought a new TV I shoved it into my 911 and took it home with me... And I'll proudly hang up *boom* This big TV On my master bedroom wall; There ain't no doubt I'll watch some ****... If I fail at booty call... (apologies to Lee Greenwood)

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POST 18Original post

Corvette is much more practical (full set of Aventador wheels - rears are 26" tall & 355 width tires): D4213262-768F-4115-BE72-E49A664C9DCE_zpssyd9nfz7.jpg Viper is not as good, but still can get most jobs done. lol B5FF8766-5BE1-446E-9011-11658A61B4D3_zpsnqesclrf.jpg ABB14D94-3C6A-4019-BC5C-7310E5D32902_zpsjjrvi5ev.jpg

POST 19Original post

I moved all my crap to college in a Fiat X1/9 back in 1982. Two trunks and a passenger seat.

POST 20Original post

Reminds me of some college-era shenanigans. The good old days.

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