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Did yours end with a 38-24-34 blonde changing your oil?
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Not figuratively, but literally. I had a dream last night that I went back and visited an old place of employment, in a rough neighborhood. And when I came out, I was horror stuck to see that my 996 had been stripped on the street! The thieves had taken the headlights and tail lights, the wheels (it had a doughnut spare on one corner and the others were held up with cinder blocks), interior, even the roof and trunk lid were removed! The thieves had then placed a truck cap on top of it - to hide their work?? - and it made it look like some kind of mutant VW Thing with square wheels.
I woke up in a perplexed sweat - 4:00 am. Phew, just a nightmare!
Van:
You are spending way to much time in "the city" or are paying too much attention to the "public works of art/sculpture" littered along the highways on the way down to "the city." either that or you need to lay off the crack pipe......lol, just kidding folks..........are you not wearing our mask whilst thou be powder coating?????
If all you did was wake up in a "perplexed sweat" after that fear dream, you are one cool dude, Van. I would have come to screaming in fear, reaching for my
LC Smith and my LCR with the same hand, and missing them both............
Too weird. My other car is a mutant VW Thing with square wheels, and I had a dream that a team of elves, or possibly lawn gnomes (wearing trucker hats) outfitted the VW with parts that made it look like 996. I wonder if these events are somehow connected?
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