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RUMOR:Porsche to annunce fix for "Intermix Problem"

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If I spray it on my right elbow, will it cool and lubricate the joint at the same time?

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They are now using the cooling tank as a separate reservoir so then you have a sort of make shift dry sump system...

RUMOR:Porsche to annunce fix for "Intermix Problem"

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The use of this new fluid, in conjunction with a small pump to transfer excess fluid from the oil pan to the coolant expansion tank will prove once and for all that the problem never really existed.

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It'll also be available in a spray can for use on squeaky doors and cabinets, or for use as a non-stick cooking spray.

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Use wrong fluid all along!�

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The real problem is that owners have been using the wrong fluid all along!�

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If I spray it on my right elbow, will it cool and lubricate the joint at the same time?

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They are now using the cooling tank as a separate reservoir so then you have a sort of make shift dry sump system...

RUMOR:Porsche to annunce fix for "Intermix Problem"

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The use of this new fluid, in conjunction with a small pump to transfer excess fluid from the oil pan to the coolant expansion tank will prove once and for all that the problem never really existed.

RUMOR:Porsche to annunce fix for "Intermix Problem"

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It'll also be available in a spray can for use on squeaky doors and cabinets, or for use as a non-stick cooking spray.

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Use wrong fluid all along!�

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The real problem is that owners have been using the wrong fluid all along!�

RUMOR:Porsche to annunce fix for "Intermix Problem"
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

RUMOR: After many years of denying any significant intermix problem with the M96 engines, Porsche may soon announce a final solution to the non-existent problem. Working in conjunction with Mobil Oil they will soon announce a new multi-purpose fluid that serves as either/both oil for lubrication and as a coolant in the cooling system. The use of this new fluid, in conjunction with a small pump to transfer excess fluid from the oil pan to the coolant expansion tank will prove once and for all that the problem never really existed. Porsche may state �Who cares if the fluids intermix, they are all the same! The real problem is that owners have been using the wrong fluid all along!� Can it be true?

POST 2Original post

I doubt that Mobil is involved. I'm sure its those whacky guys who make the blinker fluid. No matter what it will only be available from dealers at 15 bucks a quart.

POST 3Original post

As 1999Porsche911 sez 0w-40 is already water.... so why not.

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Bob, I think you left off a zero. It will be 150 bucks a quart.

POST 6Original post

I always get concerned when Germans speak of a "Final solution"

POST 7Original post

This is early for April 1st so your going to hell for a pre-April 1st joke attempt. Sorry - hell is the default setting. Well unless your willing to take time served by driving a magic wagon for the rest of your life.

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I think the final solution always leads to a GT3 in the garage.

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PASS.... why start your sentace early

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So they're going back to air/oil cooling...

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wow, you really missed the boat, IT'S - Oil Cooling, Water Lubricating......

POST 13Original post

This is the perfect fix for the engines blowing up with oil starvation. They are now using the cooling tank as a separate reservoir so then you have a sort of make shift dry sump system... Brilliant.

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I was thinking the same thing! "We must rid the M96 of all intermixing so it is more pure..."

POST 15Original post

Rumor has it that the new product will be trademarked Coolubricant . It'll also be available in a spray can for use on squeaky doors and cabinets, or for use as a non-stick cooking spray. Hell, it'll do anything .

POST 16Original post

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Coolubricant is what he Engineers named it, but the Marketing department wants it be called Lubricool . My money is on Marketing!

POST 17Original post

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Obviously, I'm not the guy they call when they're looking for product names.

POST 18Original post

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If I spray it on my right elbow, will it cool and lubricate the joint at the same time?

POST 19Original post

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Yes! And not only that: women will suddenly find you irresistible!

POST 21Original post

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I'll leave the marketing up to you and Tim.

POST 22Original post

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aahhhh... correction CL-12A.1

POST 23Original post

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Only if you have 'tennis elbow'...(lateral epicondilitis).

POST 24Original post

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No, Tim. It's $15/quart. But with a Porsche dealer pouring it in for you, it's an extra $100/quart. So, technically you're correct.

POST 25Original post

You know, all kidding aside, wouldn't it just make sense to have a single fluid. They run at different temperatures and pressures, so they would still be separate systems, but if there ever WAS an intermix problem, at least it wouldn't be fatal, and cooling side corrosion would be eliminated as a bonus. HMMM, the heat transfer characteristics of oil are too low, so the radiators would have to be larger.... Veeeery interesting...but stupid?? Maybe not....

POST 26Original post

Oh boy. Now you did it. The 993 guys are gonna be here any moment now stating that their Older and Wiser Germans already had the one fluid solution. Oil. ;-)

POST 27Original post

I think the solution proposed has more to do with improving the lubrification properties of water. A dealer tech tells me it smells like Astroglide and said it was just another way for the dealer to slip it to customers

POST 29Original post

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You've just taken Tim's slot as head of marketing. Congratulations!

POST 31 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

You know, I don't think you guys are taking my post seriously!!!!!!!!! With Porsche's engeering I am sure they could solve any non-existent problem they mght not have created.

POST 33Original post

Loved the joke. I am sure some dont find it funny who suffered the fate...

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