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YOUR RESEARCHSome idiot parked his porsche right behind my cement truck!
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I'm thinking of suing Porsche as their new commercials show people using their sports cars to haul things from the DIY store -- bad idea.
Some idiot parked his porsche right behind my cement truck!
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Some idiot parked his porsche right behind my cement truck!
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So im backin up right and all the suddon I hear crunch... I mean really? Who parks a porsche in a construction zone.... I guess that will teach him to walk a little further next time
Thanks Pete.
Yea I can take a joke. But I am not an idiot. It is a car to be drove,
**** happens - LIKE YOU
If I would have drove my Lexus or Tahoe they would have been hit also.
At least I dont live life off of other peoples mishaps like you. Now take your car out of the garage for once and drive it like it should be driven.
There is an old saying that tragedy plus time equal comedy.
A big wind-storm lifted the chimney liner by that metal "squirrel cage" thingy on top and dropped it in about the same place on my 996. I wasn't laughing the next morning, but I can laugh now. No one was hurt, and it's just stuff.
Glad to see these being driven daily.
I agree with you. It is a car / property / piece of fast metal. No one was hurt. This is a stepping stone. In a few years I will upgrading to Turbo. Well that is the game plan. I can only hope.
I am not mad at the driver because **** happens. I have seen tooooo many horrific scenes in my life from murder (pregnant lady) to catching a rapist in the act.
Life goes on!
Peace everyone!
yes, **** happens, and if you were lucky.... you could've gotten a turbo out of it. Just ask Larry how to do it properly next time.... he prob thinks his accident is funny as well.... just give it time and some beer.
I just dont like being called names. I parked my car like anyone and whack. I was walking back to my car and watched it happen from a half block away. Now that sucked!
Its all good. Forgive me for my name calling also.
Peace
you must be new to the internet.. LOL.... <---( thats means Laugh out Loud)
It was meant playful.. I dont think you are an idiot....
I guess my point more was there are 2 sides to every story
I'm sure that no one thinks it's funny the car got hit. That really sucks. We all feel your pain. My 996 was hit by a pickup when I was at a Home Depot last week, also left front but it didn't get the light. I'm thinking of suing Porsche as their new commercials show people using their sports cars to haul things from the DIY store -- bad idea.
There's just something about getting dinged by a "cement truck" -- in part because it could have been MUCH worse! You got unlucky and lucky all at once.
But sorry to hear it, man.
Its a car. Meant to be driven. I have use mine to go grocery shopping. Haven't tried the P.U. truck use yet. I'm thinking of getting a tow hitch for the pulling the tractor and trailer. J/K
I love driving her and will drive her wherever I go within reason. If she gets hit I have insurance and I hope the person who hits me has it. If she is stolen I have insurance. I hope that neither of these things will happen. Its a car yes my dream car but still my car / lady.
Thanks to everyone for their sorrow.
