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YOUR RESEARCHWOOD bracket in my Porsche????
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Of course then you'll run into that RMS issue.....
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They were told by Porsche to just use a piece of wood to hold the pump horizontally and it should be okay.
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His expanation was Porsche used to use pumps that has to stand verticle and has stoped using those pumps.
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I BOUGHT A 100K CAR AND THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT ARE USING STRING TIES AND WOOD TO FIX MY CAR!!!!!!!
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His expanation was Porsche used to use pumps that has to stand verticle and has stoped using those pumps.
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I'll try to make a long story short.
2 month ago. my cab top stop working. Had the car towed to a local dealer. Dealer said they need to order a bracket from Germany and to take my car home first.
1 month ago. got a call that said a bracket came in and to bring my car for install.
today. the cab top stop working again. took the car to the dealer. The manager open up the cab cover. and guess what I found. the pump was on a piece of wood about 4"x8" and is held there by wire ties. His expanation was Porsche used to use pumps that has to stand verticle and has stoped using those pumps. The new pumps that Porsche has in stock has to be horizontal and they cannot locate any bracket to hold that pump in place. They were told by Porsche to just use a piece of wood to hold the pump horizontally and it should be okay.
I BOUGHT A 100K CAR AND THE SERVICE DEPARTMENT ARE USING STRING TIES AND WOOD TO FIX MY CAR!!!!!!!
WTF
Peter
this is a joke right? Not saying that I don't believe you, but if this is true I am in total shock. WTF is absolutely right! Oh the horror.
Maybe some of the people at porsche spent a little to much time watching the "happy jack" Hummer H2 commercials and figured wood was the new space age material! What in the world were they smoking?
