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Once again I was nearly side swiped by someone wanting to change 3 lanes at one time without even looking.
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You surely will be hit by someone running the light.
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Set of them up front and rear) so
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If you even set it up (hell, set both of them up front and rear) so that it fires from the rear of the car, that would be good.
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Use any of the following hand operated implements
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I'll just put the Boxster's top down and use any of the following hand operated implements:
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Anyone that's been here for a day or so know's how ****ty the drivers are here. Once again I was nearly side swiped by someone wanting to change 3 lanes at one time without even looking. Then she has the ordasity to pull behind me, ride my bumper and give me the small ***** sign. I get it, you're a ****ty driver and just because I have a Porsche I have a small willie.
I've decided I'm going to make a James Bond modification to my car, I'm going to mount a couple of Paint-Ball guns under the front bumper. Next time I get cut-off I'll pull behind them and let it rip a couple of rounds. I think we need a little modification to the gear **** too with a flip switch like in a fighter jet.
Seattle = no better
I like the "Bond" ideas. Mine was a dog crap cannon that would just blast out a mess... I dont want to cause damage to them, just irratate them... also like a huge train horn to scare the **** out of them when they act like jack a$$es or pull up with some crappy sound system blasting out the F word every 1/2 second with a boom boom thump thump - again, no damage, just irratation - LOUD HORNS right back at them.... and all the while looking straight ahead like nothing is happening
ok - fun idea for a thread, what's your Bond add on do ?
If only the other drivers knew of the tremendous danger they are in by riding the back bumper of a 996. Without any warning the IMS could go and shower the unsuspecting victim with ball bearings.
Compressed air gun firing water soluble paint ***** or face paint stuff, not to damage the car but to just give them a thought of what the hell happened here. I'm thinking the holes in the front bumper is perfect where I have a couple of bumper plugs.
Beside that it would give me great satisfaction and stop me reaching for the Sig Sauer....
I'd gladly send you some money IF you post a DIY and it actually works... This is something I've always wanted to do but never had the time to do it. If you even set it up (hell, set both of them up front and rear) so that it fires from the rear of the car, that would be good. I even want to do silly string to be released from the back...
Sean,
I'll take you up on your TG challenge! I'll just put the Boxster's top down and use any of the following hand operated implements:
- Confetti bomb
- Air horn
- Can of silly string
- Paint ball gun
- Sling shot for firing doggy doo / rotten tomatoes or eggs
This will give us a good idea of what might work and what not before we take it to the real "Q-level" with levers and switches.
Joost
someone should find a pic of the Ultimate tailgater eliminator its two .50 cannons mounted in the back of a chevy pcikup where the passenger seat spins are around to two joy sticks that operate the motorized machine guns that leave 6" diameter craters in pavement.
it all hides under a retractable toneau cover in a blacked out truck
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