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YOUR RESEARCHPorsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL

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Check porsche officially considers the 996 as a "classic"

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Well it says it's for Porsche "classic" cars and the last time I checked, Porsche officially considers the 996 as a "classic".

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL
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I'll use it to clean my Audi...

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL

Clean crap, or will it go

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Are you just going to toss the cleaning crap, or will it go to the homeless shelter?

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL

Clean supplies

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You're buying a bag...with generic cleaning supplies.

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL
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Check porsche officially considers the 996 as a "classic"

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Well it says it's for Porsche "classic" cars and the last time I checked, Porsche officially considers the 996 as a "classic".

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL

Clean audi

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I'll use it to clean my Audi...

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL

Clean crap, or will it go

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Are you just going to toss the cleaning crap, or will it go to the homeless shelter?

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL

Clean supplies

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You're buying a bag...with generic cleaning supplies.

Porsche beauty kit for our cars...LOL
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Does anyone know if any of these products contain some unicorn semen? http://www.suncoastparts.com/product/PKCLASSICCARE.html I'm sure Gator will get a kick out of this...

POST 2Original post

Yup, got the email today. I guess the leather bag would be appealing to some.

POST 5Original post

Quotes source post: 12656473

I don't know about that, but if the damn thing doesn't work right, guess who I'm calling to bitch about it!

POST 6Original post

I have ordered the kit. I now charge $798.00 to wash your car. Wax is an upcharge.

POST 7Original post

You're buying a bag...with generic cleaning supplies. Vw and Porsche executives said.. In light of the recent vw oversight we need to find alternative ways to help bring in revenue. Our latest campaign will include selling a car kit that will actually increase the horsepower and will come with a designer bag. In response to the recent surge of migrants we have employed several to make these bags a) makes us look like we care, and b) people with Porsches will think they are helping as well when they purchase a bag.

POST 8Original post

40AE owners will be all over that s**t...something to match their Porsche luggage? Fabulous!

POST 9Original post

Quotes source post: 12657364

placed my order this morning! lol

POST 10Original post

Heh. Are you just going to toss the cleaning crap, or will it go to the homeless shelter?

POST 11Original post

Quotes source post: 12657379

I'll use it to clean my Audi... so yes it will go to charity

POST 12Original post

and can buy replacement clay for just $32.95 at that price, it most definitly contains virgin unicorn seman In doing a little searching , that kit is for 911 '65-'69 cars, so it wont work on out POS water cooled cars

POST 13 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source post: 12657563

Well it says it's for Porsche "classic" cars and the last time I checked, Porsche officially considers the 996 as a "classic". http://www.porsche.com/international...rvice/classic/ I think the only thing that may not work on our POS water cooled cars is the "classic" line of oils.

POST 14Original post

"Bag not available separately" They are missing an opportunity to make more $$. They could sell the empty bag for $99 and make $95.

POST 15Original post

Quotes source post: 12657364

S**t no kidding!... Just Fabulous! If they only made 1963 of these kits and put a stupid little limited edition number badge on the bag... I'd be all over that thing... And order 2 kits - one to use and another to never open... Lol

POST 16Original post

I dig the bag, its cool enough for a Porsche but that Porsche tax ugh. If someone finds a similar bag as a frunk stuff holder, leather.. not stupid money..let us know please

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