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WTF: What's That Oil Leak?

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YOUR RESEARCHWTF: What's That Oil Leak?

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Run 15 minutes or so, and no more leak

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Suggestion · Original poster

He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

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Leading evidence: 'Run 15 minutes or so, and no more leak' (no explicit attributable resolution; this is a reported action or suggestion). Across 1 matching discussions, The most frequently discussed action is 'Run 15 minutes or so, and no more leak' (1 discussions). For that action, 0 discussions report a resolution and 0 report an unsuccessful attempt. No action has an explicit, attributable resolution report under the current rules. These are forum reports and suggestions, not a confirmed diagnosis.

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Tighten connections, starts and lets the car

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Suggestion · Original poster

He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?

Tighten power steering hoses due

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Suggestion · Original poster

So then he remembers having a helluva time trying to re-tighten the power steering hoses due to the cramped location, he checks the hose connections and finds them both wet with power steering fluid!

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?

Use 16mm and a 19mm wrench

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No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Suggestion · Original poster

He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?
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Run 15 minutes or so, and no more leak

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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

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Suggestion · Original poster

He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?

Tighten connections, starts and lets the car

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion · Original poster

He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?

Tighten power steering hoses due

No successful repair reported for this finding.

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Reported fixes
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Unsuccessful attempts
1
Discussions
Read evidence and context
Discussions that contain suggestions
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0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion · Original poster

So then he remembers having a helluva time trying to re-tighten the power steering hoses due to the cramped location, he checks the hose connections and finds them both wet with power steering fluid!

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?

Use 16mm and a 19mm wrench

No successful repair reported for this finding.

0
Reported fixes
0
Unsuccessful attempts
1
Discussions
Read evidence and context
Discussions that contain suggestions
1

0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.

0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.

Suggestion · Original poster

He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

WTF: What's That Oil Leak?
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He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

So, when our unreliable narrator pulled his 996 out of the garage yesterday to open the bay for some work on a family member's car, he noticed an oily puddle adjacent to where the right rear wheel had been. What's this, he cried (no, I mean literally cried)? This car has just been resurrected from a cracked cylinder head, and a whole lotta other work and $ and cursing besides, but has been silenced by the NJ Motor Vehicle Commission's closure due to COVID-19 (can't get it registered or tagged!) Anyway, this same clown gets the 996 up on a jack stand, pulls the wheel, and start looking around with a flashlight for wetness. Sure enough, seek and ye shall find, every low spot had a droplet ready to fall and it seemed to be coming from the above the valve cover, but it seemed too thin for engine oil. The valve cover had been re-sealed, and the spark plug tube O-rings and oil pressure sender replaced during the cracked cylinder head debacle, and the cam plug was dry. So then he remembers having a helluva time trying to re-tighten the power steering hoses due to the cramped location, he checks the hose connections and finds them both wet with power steering fluid! He uses a 16mm and a 19mm wrench with a small short handled adjustable wrench to tighten both connections, starts and lets the car run for 15 minutes or so, and no more leak. And, as the sun sets over the lovely Rancocas Creek, our humble DIYer rests secure in the knowledge that the underside of his 996 is bone dry.

POST 2Original post

And after much turmoil, our narrator emerges victorious from the battles against precision German Engineering. He should enjoy the spoils of victory within the confines of strict quarantine adherence.

POST 3Original post

The Porsche 996...it will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you ask RL members why ...

POST 4Original post

Power steering leak was the first thing that came to mind before I read it, lol...Been there!

POST 5Original post

I thought the plot was weak but delivered with verve and gusto. The ending was storybook yet unexpected. The role of the protagonist was expertly played by Weazer. A contemporary spoof aimed more at the heart than the head. If you must read one oil leak story this year, this is the one.

POST 6 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source post: 16595830

I seem to recall this from a Woody Allen movie, "Love and Death" or "Hannah and Her Sisters" maybe? Anyway, the unreliable narrator is one of my favorite literary devices. If you've ever seen the movie "Barrie Lyndon" by Stanley Kubrick, were the protagonist gets into all kind of self inflicted mayhem yet the unreliable narrator portrays him as a victim of fate, you'll know what I mean. Great Stuff.

POST 7Original post

Bingo! (Love and Death) Not a direct quote but inspired by it.

POST 8Original post

I'd think the green color of the puddle would have been a dead giveaway...

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