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YOUR RESEARCHRepair advice? Bird on car
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Clean area thoroughly
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Suggestion
After you successfully remove the bird, make sure to clean the area thoroughly with Dove soap.
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Suggestion
I could barely get the windshield clean enough to drive straight home to wash crap off.
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I recommend placing his breast on a charcoal grill over medium heat, marinated in Italian salad dressing, stuffed with a jalepeno pepper and wrapped in bacon.
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I recommend placing his breast on a charcoal grill over medium heat, marinated in Italian salad dressing, stuffed with a jalepeno pepper and wrapped in bacon.
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I think this is a mourning dove, we have them in the yard.
Any suggestions on how to repair this? I walked past him several times, even with the dog, and he won't budge.
Probably if I talk to him about IMSB risks he'll go away.
It seems to be a recurring problem, this is from about a year ago, in the same garage space.
At least you're not getting crapped on. Once i parked under a tree and when i returned i must have had over 30+ bird crap over the entire car. I could barely get the windshield clean enough to drive straight home to wash crap off.
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I recommend placing his breast on a charcoal grill over medium heat, marinated in Italian salad dressing, stuffed with a jalepeno pepper and wrapped in bacon. Coat lightly with BBQ sauce.
Best if 15-20 of his friends show up.
As for the car. I can't help.
+1 to that! Could be like this guy below...
No, but seriously... might be time to check out our Coverking GarageGuard:
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