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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Had to go to an open house event at the boys' school. Babysitters lined up. Ready to go. We hop in the 996 and I ask the boss (my wife): Top down? Yes. Whoo hoo! Turn the key. Oil level checks out. Start the car. I open the top and back out of the garage. We hit the road, slowly to allow the engine to warm up, hit the main road and this nice breeze hits my face. I listen to the exhaust and the worries about tomorrow's Quality Improvement Project presentation immediately melt away. Wifey says she's glad we have a reason to get out. Now to get to the school, I have to take La Tuna Canyon. Hmmmm, nice! As I start to rev up more now that the engine's warmed up the feeling of absolute relaxation is increasing. Finally we get to school and go through the event. On the way back, wife says let's stop by and get some beer. So we go to a local microbrewery enjoy 2 pints and get home. My reward at the end of the night.... that's none of your business! And you say 996s don't get you women.

POST 3Original post

That isn't possible for a 996 drive. There were no calls to Flat 6. Oil was only briefly mentioned, and not in a negative context. Nothing "dreaded" was mentioned. No odd sounds were mentioned. No failures occurred that could be blamed on the IMSB. No funny smells were talked about. Your top didn't get stuck half way open.

POST 4Original post

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Last week I got a text from an older woman I went on a few dates with. "Hey, sorry to bug you but I think one of my earrings fell off while we were kissing in your car. Any chance you can look for it?" Sure enough, I found it and mailed it.....only for it to fall out of the envelope via transit. Lol

POST 5Original post

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Porsches make girls panties fall off�.

POST 6Original post

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You really should lick more carefully !

POST 7Original post

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Hahaha, yea........she really got into my space and kept hitting my shaft too. I mean my shift ****, oops!

POST 8 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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The only dreaded thing was having to get up the next day to go to work. Passenger door didn't get stuck. Battery didn't die. Clutch cut off switch wasn't bad. Tires behaved nicely. No rattling. I'd say it was perfect!

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Just as a FYI for the future, you can no longer send items like that in a regular envelope. The post office sends envelopes through roller machines. Any objects will immediately get pressed out and if they don't, someone there will manually remove it from the envelope.

POST 10Original post

you really thought this warranted a thread? You took a drive with your wife, had beer, and presumably got laid. Man, life must be pretty boring, huh?

POST 11Original post

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Thanks for the heads up Next time I have this incident, I will be more mindful of this!

POST 12 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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Ever since 5CHN3LLY's post about that douche that got the Darwin Award, I've been avoiding selfies.

POST 13 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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Sure beats bitching to someone about someone else's product. Eh? The intent was to show the other side of 996 ownership. It's not all sob stories. You need one of these: (It might help you loosen up a bit.)

POST 14Original post

GF and I took the car out for pizza, as with the OP it ran fine no issues and it didn't turn into a big event. However unlike the OP I ended up sleeping on the couch.

POST 15Original post

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who laughed when reading that.

POST 16 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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That's because you ate the whole pizza!

POST 17 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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Hahaha! I know I put your mind in the gutter, but believe it or not that's the actual name! We all love La Tuna Canyon!

POST 18Original post

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So she made you cookies?

POST 19Original post

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No, we shared the pizza very nicely. I think what happened was I thought the light changed to green when we were home, it didn't, more like a flashing red with "road closed" signs, and I got the equivalent of a ticket plus a night in jail.

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Funny you say that. A while back, we were in Honolulu and were on the tour-bus returning from a Luau around midnight. When we got to downtown Honolulu, there were hookers everywhere. The tour guide says: "And these are girl-scouts selling cookies; some with nuts, some without." Yikes!!!! We laughed so hard our bellies were aching.

POST 21Original post

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Ignore the grumpy old men from the 993 forum. It's probably just gotten more boring than usual over there today. Truth be told, that's one of Quadcammer's nicer posts.

POST 22Original post

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I did have to check it was a place and not an innuendo! But hey 996 in pleasant evening run shock, I can see wikipedia having an update. Nice story O_Sr

POST 23Original post

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you are from Jersey Filthy mind How's Snookie doing? La Tuna Canyon is a nice road in the LA area

POST 24Original post

I think he trying to be funny. No one can be that much of an ahole.

POST 25 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

It's ok. Not all of us have the same tastes. Some of us actually love our cars and women.

POST 26Original post

Gotta say, the car ain't the thing. Had many excellent evening endings driving a Hyundai.

POST 27 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

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Mike, where do we get this? It's awesome!

POST 28Original post

Amazon.com: Warning No Bra & Panties Decal: Automotive Amazon.com: Warning No Bra & Panties Decal: Automotive It'll set you back $2.49.

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I smell a group buy happening...

POST 31Original post

Before you pass judgement, maybe he didnt mention that the babysitter joined in?

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