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Well it is a Cab (which we all know are only driven by women), so maybe it was the jilted husband taking it on her method of picking up her lovers

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Someone was using a crazy amount of force to create those dents my friend!

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Someone was using a crazy amount of force to create those dents my friend!

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Well it is a Cab (which we all know are only driven by women), so maybe it was the jilted husband taking it on her method of picking up her lovers

I'd love to year the backstory on this...
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

From eBay parts - 996 Cab beaten with a sledgehammer. http://www.ebay.com/itm/04-Carrera-9...-/301975378993

POST 3Original post

I saw a 993 posted once that was missing all the windows. "Nasty divorce" was the listed reason.

POST 4Original post

Pissed off somebody! I knew a guy with a brand new FRS - came out one morning and there wasn't one untouched part of that car. You could see that someone walked around and around the car - hitting and smashing... till nothing was unbent.

POST 5Original post

Ummm, unless the cheater has a wife that's a body builder, then I don't think a woman could hammer those kinds of dents. Look at the depth of each one. I've seen many "female rage" cars and they don't look this bad. I say this was done by a man either in a case of vandalism or insurance fraud. Which one do you think it is?

POST 6Original post

"Porsche 911 with salvage title. Several panels had to be resprayed due to hail-type damage." I'm guessing that a great deal of liquor was involved. The location (ABQ) supports this theory... *edit* after noticing that some of the damage (the side damage on the driver side) has lots of rust, but there is little/no rust from the hammering, my guess is that the car was wrecked and a bored/liquored up someone went after it in the junk yard/impound lot with the sledge. "Dammit, Al, WTF are you doing? I was going to sell a bunch of that sh*t on eBay!"

POST 7Original post

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You should mention the typo in that sentence... it should have read "Hell-type Damage"

POST 8Original post

Quotes source post: 13351124

My wife was threatening me last weekend in the kitchen! I said NOT THE 996!!!!! <img src=http://audipages.com/house2/tn_DSC_1041.JPG>

POST 9Original post

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Nah, these things dent just from looking at them. It would be really easy to put those dents in the car with a heavy sledge hammer. Nice, you gotta love a woman who wears lacy clothes to do demo work!

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I can see it being "easy" to put dents in a car with a hammer in general, but look closer at the rear corner panels and you'll see deep circle impressions from the hammer. Someone was using a crazy amount of force to create those dents my friend! There rear section on the 996 is a dual metal design too. We do a "car smash" every year for fund raising. We get a used salvage car and people pay a dollar a dent and we always get a ton of ladies wanting to let out a little frustration (if you get my drift) and I have yet to see any woman create a dent like the ones on that silver cabriolet. But again, maybe this was a body building lady. hahaha

POST 11Original post

Maybe someone parked it outside a Trump rally...

POST 13Original post

Well it is a Cab (which we all know are only driven by women), so maybe it was the jilted husband taking it on her method of picking up her lovers

POST 16Original post

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POST 17Original post

A few years ago I was in the market for a cheap 'beater' DD. So, I went and looked at a Ford Focus with 'some body damage'. When I got there, I started looking around, and every panel on the car had at least one dent, including the roof. It looked pretty strange, and I was thinking it was rolled, but I asked the seller and he said; 'my girlfriend got mad cuz she thought I was screwing a waitress at the bar'. He came out the next morning and it was beat to hell. I bought it. Drove great, and had a cold AC. Around town it was known as the 'Every Panel Dented Focus'. Put 100k miles on it then sold it to a woman who was learning how to drive, and wanted a stick. Well, ok......

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I love cars like this, adds character and price-negotiating points.

POST 20Original post

Maybe a religious experience. Father Ted and the Hammer

POST 21Original post

i was thinking either a black lives matter protest or a trump supporter

POST 22Original post

Perhaps the wife got pi$$ed off with the garage being cleaner and better decorated than the house and so the other women got the beating! The bloke ashamed at the situation makes up a gang land beating to save face at the car club!

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