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1st divorce ended up with a C5Z06. 2nd divorce , I'm hoping to keep my 00 C2. I have nearly everything for a aero kit upgrade. I'm thinking it would be nice to upgrade to aero kit status and add an underdive pulley and a speedtech exhaust. Opinions? Out with the old in with the new kind of thing...
So, the wife got the Z06, the Z06 caused your divorce, or your rebound purchase was the Z06? Once I understand this, I can better advise your Porsche upgrades.
I want to know what the Photoshop work covered up on that chick's upper thighs. Something ain't right. I'm pretty sure that if she stood up straight as illustrated, one leg would be about six inches shorter than the other.
it went like this. Getting a divorce... bought a vette. Had it a few years, upgraded to a Z06. Got married, lived in "marital bliss" ,about a yr ago got a 00 996. Now she wants divorce to live with another guy and I am thinking of doing aero kit and exhaust to make me feel better about losing my current predictament..
Sorry to hear of your plight but "divorce mods" is just thread of the year material for me! Has so much potential.
Enjoy the new opportunities! My divorce mod was a Ducati, now it's the C4S. Enjoy the car and put a hottie in the passenger seat and you will be right as rain.
First piece of advice....
Get any valuables you really want to keep titled under a different name or entity ASAP!!!!!
(If it's not to late)
Second piece or advice.....
Do up the pcar with the kit
I've retitled a few vehicles and I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-wife. Just hoping to keep the fun cars, get joint custody and pass her on to the next sucker..
Trust me I feel the same way. Right now I'm just trying to minimize the collateral damage. After everything is officially done I'm hoping to pick up my child with a Victoria secrets model in the passenger seat.
As for the pic, the scene wasn't well lit. It's a couple of awkward looking shadows caused by light coming in from different directions. They should have fixed it in Pshop.
As for the OP, sorry to hear about the problems you've had with your wives. I don't mean to rain on the parade but I say focus on the kid, forget the upgrades, and wait until things settle before you start pouring money into the 996.
My $.02,
-Eric
It's been said that divorce is expensive because it's worth it. My own experience proved both to be correct. Treat yourself to the aero kit and upgrades, and immediately start dating new women (emphasis on plural). Life is too short to not enjoy, especially when contending with something like divorce.
So, I ordered a full Speedtech exhaust. Headers, catless X-pipe, and sport mufflers should be in a week or so. I've read loads of threads and realize there will be minor gains.
I installed the aero front bumper last weekend, and I'm going to try to get my side skirts and taco in for paintwork this Friday.
Sometimes it's just nice to buy something for no one but yourself..
