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YOUR RESEARCHTHE OFFICIAL LET'S FIND TIM A JOB...thread!
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Assuming Tim is an "excellent driver" with a clean record I might be willing to hire him to drive the John Deere the 250 miles to it's new home.
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I can then use the "waste" from the cows to fertilize the pumpkins to get a bigger crop next year.
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I guess I could harvest the pumpkins, using the John Deere of coourse, and feed them to the cows so I could coordinate the twice daily milking.
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As for the rest of us we will use our limited knowledge of your skills to place you in a job that best fits..this limited knowledge
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OK It seems that a few grumpy newbies have a problem with "having fun" on the 996 forum so to appease these grumps I am starting the "OFFICIAL, LET'S FIND TIM A JOB" thread. After thinking this through I am sure we will have the full endorsement of Tim's wife
So Tim, feel free to chime in with what you believe your best qualifications are and the type of jobs they suit best. As for the rest of us we will use our limited knowledge of your skills to place you in a job that best fits..this limited knowledge
Anyone want to start us off here? Ok, I will. The pic below is of a new guard cow for the CIA posing as an environmentalist. Tim, you could easily handle reving up this project and taking it to the next level. A herd of these guard cattle are needed for dangerous missions around the world and YOU ARE THE MAN
Well within your skill set!
I already told him to pursue the self-employed route as a consultant for retail logistics. With his experience and knowledge he could make big time $$$$$.
I say - DO IT!!
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Do I have to milk these cows twice a day, every day? We could pull the tanker trucks (yes, it will take three trucks per cow per milking) next to the cow, slap on the vacuum pumps and pump directly into the tanker.
I don't know Tim but I might be able to help. True story. Last week in one day I sold my 996 race car, my 996 cup car and a restored John Deere 3010 that I purchased from my Mom after my Dad passed away a couple of years ago. Here's the problem. The 3010 is in a garage in the little town of Webster, ND. I need to get it to it's new owner in, you guessed it, New Salem, ND. This is a very cool tractor and capable of speeds near 25 mph. Assuming Tim is an "excellent driver" with a clean record I might be willing to hire him to drive the John Deere the 250 miles to it's new home. Bring your mittens!
Does it have a snow plow blade on the front? I could probably make a little money "on the side" from the state of ND by plowing the snow during my trip.
Now this is GREAT! See Tim what the power of the Rennlist community can do for you. Right now you already have several solid leads going here
and no newbies telling us to stay on frickin car parts either!
Guys, I'm a n00b and I do not consider this playfulness as part of the professionalism the RENNlist community represents.
BTW, I hope you find a job soon, Tim so you get to keep the Pcar.
1. Porsche's official parts breakdown catalog researcher
2. Photoshop instructor
3. Finder of a perfectly good 2004 lapis blue C2 with deviated carpet once anyone mentions purchasing a 996.
After college he went to the Conservatory for Recording ..... in AZ. He was pretty lucky and got a job right away. He's been working at Hinge Studios in Chicago for about a year. They are small but do some pretty cool stuff.
I like hearing that engineers are working and doing well.
If he ever needs anythting or has questions, shoot me a PM and I'll give you my contact information.
Rob
Guys - those are some great ideas you have given me.
Let's see.... I guess I could harvest the pumpkins, using the John Deere of coourse, and feed them to the cows so I could coordinate the twice daily milking. I can then use the "waste" from the cows to fertilize the pumpkins to get a bigger crop next year. I can also snap a few pics of the cows for the little known but greatly sought after R-rated version of the Chic-Filet Cow calendar. Throw in a little PhotoShopping to make those utters really stand out.
check the start date on this thread....
GEEZ Tim, that was a LONG dry spell........
glad we got you that job, we will put this thread in the "done" pile !
I was searching something else, opened it and freaked out too... I didnt want to bring up any bad memories, but since you have now landed a perm possition I figured it was OK... please forgive me if I overstepped my bounds....
I am very happy for you -
KISS
MUAHHHHH
Ed, you should know it takes a lot more thatn that to "overstep the bounds" with me! Absolutely no reason to apologize. It's all good!
BTW, thanks for the kiss on the pecker!
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I remember when i was 18, I wrote porsche to see if I could move to germany and sweep floors in thier factory....I got a letter 2 months later saying they couldnt hire me......becuase I had to be a german resident and have a bachloers degree. LOL
These guys must have investments in anti depression drugs. One of the old friends in england broke a femor on a dirt bike. He had the same model gsx-r1000 sportbike like mine so we knew each other from a forum. He laid in his hospital bed soaking up morphine posting on the forum with his phone to show how his work mates were advertising his office chair on ebay as like new hardly used and never crashed. Some guys ........
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