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I'm sure the yellow GT2 wing bolted to the back of your car didn't help any either!
Sorry man. You HAVE to get back to a 996 or newer. You dont fit with the aircooled guys.
I had a slantnose about 3 years ago. I had it for a whole 3 months. For one I didnt fit. My feet were way to big for the little peddle area.
But in my 3 months I found my slef amoung the most snotty, self centered, Non coopertive, unable to take a joke crowd of self proclaimed car guys. Even though none of them had EVER even got close to the car with a wrench.
It all came back to me today, when an 80's MY 911 black with a whale tail, pulled out in front of my 996. He had the big 80's tear drop mirrored sun glasses, He was looking in the mirror at his hair and combing it, he was finger brushing his teeth in the rear view.
I stay behind him for a few lights trying to catch a wave... No go....
So I pulled up beside him looked over and gave him a wave. He looked at me like I was a disease and wouldnt wave. So he pulls out and hits it.... So I hit it also, flew by him and gave him the bird. We were then on the hiway. So I continued to show him who was in the Porsche and who was in the VW.
Ed, The car isnt you, the crowd isnt you....
Sorry but you are going to have to get back into a real Porsche.
this thread is meant in fun, the events of the day are real with the encouter. If you cant take a joke, move on and go back to worring about tomorrow.
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Ed, The car isnt you, the crowd isnt you....
Sorry but you are going to have to get back into a real Porsche.
Are you trying to say the 996 is a REAL Porsche?
This is gonna be fun...
So who's gonna have the ***** to drop this little thread into the 993 or 911 forums?
I have no time for close-minded tools who say the 911 died when it went water-cooled.
Fax machines were great too!
I dunno, Kinda like "The Hoff" sadly "Shark Attack" didnt fit anymore becasue of me getting rid of the 928. And the 996 doesnt really have any good catchy nicknames that can be played on. So what do you suggest?
I will post pics later - right now I am eating lunch with 100 other p-car owners - and on the "spirited drive" I was singled out and took one for the team from a nice guy on a motorcycle with pretty lights!
Kyle, I love your outlook and philosophy regarding many things. It often mirrors my own. F 'em if they can't take a joke...
anyway, just curious, why the Hoff screen name and David Hasselhoff avatar?
Nice meet - big turn out !
forgot to ask my "friend" on his motorcycle for a photo op...
How the hell can 20 p-cars roll past and a guy in the middle get popped?
never had a ticket in the 996
Little did he know the policeman is the son of the same policeman that gave his new car its first ticket. I hear there is another family member about to graduate from the police academy. Better be upgraded by then.
Actually........lol......you should of gone ripping past the rest of the cruise members with your friendly policeman in hot pursuit. Maybe plan something like that where in the event of unfriendlys entering your ranks you give way to the porsche and pull back in line after he passes. Then all the cruise or club members pay for the ticket if you get caught. Oh well, I'll go report to the internet jail now. It would be nice if there was video from behind you for youtube since it seems like the ticket could of been anbody but they picked you. Good luck in court if you elect to do it that way.
Porsche fun runs should always have a police escort, preferably doing about 120mph in the lead with the lights going.
so... ah... how fast were you going, and what was the speed limit? I dread the fine I'd get for doing 100 in a 45 zone.
BAHAHAHAHHAAAA
no, it didnt!
So I went to see the 996 this afternoon and man, is it pretty ! Took up my stock seats and the front plate, a couple small pieces. Was in heavy traffic today in the 86 and really missed it too.
times change and this is where I am right now...
PM sent Tim
Sorry to hear you got pop'd Ed. You guys all drove right by my hood as I happened to be stuck next a bunch of you guys (primarily the white 928S4, red 944Turbo, 2 other C4S) off 202 in traffic. I was in my 330cic but still said hi to some of your friends!
Ed I've got it figured out. Traffic cops are like little girls. I was buying groceries and this little blonde girl waving a toothbrush running up to her parents saying I got a rad one made me think of your ticket. Yep besides being like little girls they are even like blondes
Yah the cop returned to his station waving his ticket book saying, "I got a red one!"
Herb, check the pics... I was behind the White 928 (the only one there - and in front of the 944) I wasnt there when they past your place because of my "delay"
boo that really blows Ed! I would've been right next to ya! There was that red 944 T, and he was pretty aggressive on throttle every time we inched a little in traffic. hope ur lawyer gets it taken care of!
I went to law school with a couple local police officers and they admitted one night while we were practicing our bits for moot court that they get bored and will make a declaration to one another to see who can ticket the most cars of a particular color in a shift. Must have been red day huh?
