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Shouldn't Kyle just change his name to Kenny, Cartman or Stan?

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

alright pr!ck.... I dont deserve the car well you deserve a new user ID so get ready cuz here come the suggestions!!! to start it off I better think of one ehhh??? OK - not my strong suit, but Mad-Mule The Do'er Sir Fix a Lot IMS advocate 68 Degrees (which is 996 minus 928) Cheeto's Fan On Phone - Under Car Right -n- The F'n Oil OK I admit, its not easy and I am bad at it... but some of these guys are good and you are in for it now buddy !! <Ed mummbles to himself> "Tell me I cant have this car " Here is a little image to keep in mind

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Hey, hey, just tryin to help a brutha out.. lol, that screenshot is going to be in my night mares. I am thinking abotu going back to Shark Attack just becasue I saw this today on the way to breakfast. thinking it may be the new avatar. I knew this van exsisted but could never get a shot. I almost killed myself getting the shot today

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hmmm I am certainly under powered to launch a couter measure... It will have to be a sneak attack

POST 9Original post

I'm working on recruits right now! "if you cant do it, or dont have the ***** to do it, Hire someone that can and wil do it.l" Lawyer friend told me that once

POST 11Original post

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you just noticed that?

POST 12 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

yea.... and only after Kyle posted that dumb "<---- hey" thing that I didnt understand.... OK I am SLOW !!

POST 13Original post

I can of course change them back if anyone is really upset

POST 15Original post

How about the name The Wonderer. Seems an old song was made for him.

POST 16 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I thought the song was Neil Diamond - Cracklin' Rosie (Stereo!)

POST 17Original post

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No I am fine. I like keeping it fun.. Just dont dish what you cant eat

POST 18Original post

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IM the type of guy that likes to roam around, Im never in one place I roam from town to town? Tell me.... How does that fit?

POST 19Original post

IV who da fug are yoo? what the hell is wrong with you???????? What, you got a raging case of attention ***** disease?????????? they got cures for that, but I gotta warn ya, they are pretty severe........ get a grip an perhaps you will actually learn to enjoy life.........

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OUCH, I think you missed something!!!!! Holy cow.... I ragged him about his new car on another post. Check it out. I was the dick first Ill be the first to admit, I have the attention ***** disease! here -->I thought you might be interested in reading this web page: https://rennlist.com/forums/showthre...ferrerid=36467

POST 21 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Hahahaha - funny Gretch We're just having some fun, its a two way street - ALL in good humor

POST 22Original post

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Holy crap... Thank god. I thought the thread just took a WAYYYYY wrong turn. Whew... I thought.... Rut roe, I dont know gretch as much as I thought... But I do.... I see you know each other.

POST 23 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

(well, I think he was serious.... I thought I would de-fuse it by laughing)

POST 25Original post

At least Ivangene finally took the head banger avatar off. The mixed head banger and Hasselhoff avatars would of been so overpowering anybody reading this or just seeing the avatars would of thrown up. And yah I think you have the right song. I think its one of those songs that might be great for cruising some old country roads.

POST 27Original post

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You say it like it's a bad thing?

POST 29Original post

Ed is on the left, Kyle on the right and Marc is in the middle.....no offense Marc cuz ur a dude! Love all three of yah! Reminds me of me and my twin brother.

POST 30Original post

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21,213 posts...whose the attention ***** ?

POST 31Original post

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POST 32Original post

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be careful, you don't want to mess with him. Most of his posts are in OT

POST 33Original post

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Not to mention he is a Moderator. Gretch is good people.

POST 36Original post

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OOps - sorry Gretch. I don't spend much (any) time in OT. Just tech for me.

POST 37 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I agree Jasper - OT moves WAY to fast for me.... hell i would have to quit my job.....

POST 38Original post

Gretch is a good guy. He helped me out more than once in my infant 928 days years ago. Kyle="The Wrencher" Actually I dig the Shark Attack moniker. Keep your 928 roots alive.

POST 39Original post

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SInce you have the ***** to do the IMS replacement here are my seggestions for a new screen name: Brass Ones Clangers (this one has a "ring" to it) Stone Stones

POST 42Original post

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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!!!!! Bawahahah!

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I love it! Perfect.

POST 44 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Hahhaahahaha See - some of these guys are good at this

POST 46Original post

What about "Not Now Hun" ...that was the best line during the IMS install....

POST 49Original post

"Intermediate shaft Kyle" "Shaft" - He's a bad muthafu......

POST 50Original post

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LOL, thats funny. I like a good play on words, But not so sure I like THAT one

POST 51Original post

From Shark Attack to: "IMS Panic Attack" or "NWPAH" N orth W est P ennsylvania A ttention W h*re!!!!

POST 52 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

hahahahhaha you are NOT being nice ! (but funny)

POST 54 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

naturally - that is why I started this... Kyle is a good guy and can handle a little fun!

POST 55Original post

How about something tha combines a movie title, his original screen name and fixing his IM Shaft (shank) Shark Shank Redemption

POST 56Original post

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OK! How about Jacques Hoff ?

POST 57Original post

How about "The Improviser" as in the RMS Tool from PVC pipe and plywood and the engine brace....

POST 58Original post

Some good ones here, But I havent seen one that really screams my name yet... Hey Ed, in the OP you state "I dont deserve the car" Thats not what I said... I more said they they don't deserve you..... FYI. How could you possibly be worthy of a 996 but not a AC911... That is SOOOOOOOO backwards to think that way... You are a "the glass is 1/2 empty" kinda guy huh?

POST 59Original post

Welllllll there were countless IMS squaks.....other examples of I don't know how to research on the internet but my typing fingers can't stop.......sooooo I might as well cut it short. Maybe we should let the real Dave Hasselhoff decide if he could be lowered to such sick puppy ideas Here I sit looking forward to the law suite from Hasselhoff against the imposter.

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That thought actually crossed my mind, But anyone that can make that video, they HAVE to have a sense of humor....

POST 61Original post

Shouldn't Kyle just change his name to Kenny, Cartman or Stan? Personally, I'm a big Cartman fan, but Kenny would also work for him.

POST 62Original post

Oh my god they killed the Hoff, you bastards!

POST 64Original post

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My dad always called it Richard Noggin...

POST 65Original post

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Cartman... Hmmmm... Its a shame Kyle is Jewish in that show, I am not.

POST 66 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Hey Kyle, sorry I mis-quoted you. I know what you meant and I took it that way. Thanks! You are alright and I like having you around. As far as the glass 1/2 full, if there is a single drop missing off the top, I am pissed - I got ripped off!!!! Bastards are gonna hear from me about this, its bs and an outrage!

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LOL.. Do you measure or weigh your pizza when it gets to the hosue?

POST 68Original post

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It's hard to be a jew on xmas, classic stuff

POST 69Original post

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the poop those writers come up with... Take real talent.

POST 70Original post

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"Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!" Eric Cartman Alternately, "I would never let a woman kick my ***. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch *** back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman "Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

POST 71Original post

Kyle, just saw this thread and . You're a great asset to the 996 community even having owned the car for a few short months. You're a pretty good sport, too.

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