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Check on the clearance

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After I park my car in the garage, I always walk by the rear to check on the clearance before going into the house.

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Repair he'll do it - otherwise, get a new

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Should be an easy fix - at the worst, send to Eric - if they can be repaired he'll do it - otherwise, get a new set and have them painted.

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Replace after the facelift or not

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Not sure if they changed after the facelift or not?

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Replace tennis ball

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Maybe you should replace the tennis ball with a bowling ball.

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Run into it

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Just slowly ease into the garage until you run into it.

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After I park my car in the garage, I always walk by the rear to check on the clearance before going into the house.

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Repair he'll do it - otherwise, get a new

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Should be an easy fix - at the worst, send to Eric - if they can be repaired he'll do it - otherwise, get a new set and have them painted.

I suck... Bumperettes

Replace after the facelift or not

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Not sure if they changed after the facelift or not?

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Replace tennis ball

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Maybe you should replace the tennis ball with a bowling ball.

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Run into it

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Just slowly ease into the garage until you run into it.

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Use core deposit refunded in full, simple as

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When they arrive back to use, core deposit refunded in full, simple as that.

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Use those self stick/glue down wheel bumps

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I also use those self stick/glue down wheel bumps from Home Depot.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Got home late last night and parked my car in the garage... didn't drive it far enough in and when the garage door closed it scratched my bumperettes Left bumperette scratch is minor, right one a bit deeper. Any suggetions on how to fix... dealer, local indy (any recommendations for Charlotte?), any other suggestions? How much do you think it will cost to get it fixed?

POST 2Original post

Dutchie - Yeah, I have to agree, you suck! Man, sorry that happened. If I were you, I would take the car to "Uncle" Eric and let him take a look at them to see if his guys and fix 'em. At the very least, he will do a core exchange with you for $275 for the pair.

POST 3Original post

Sorry to hear that - it happens. My A4 just got spray painted by some neighborhood "children" last night - bastards. Anyway, hope there's no damage to the bumper itself. Should be an easy fix - at the worst, send to Eric - if they can be repaired he'll do it - otherwise, get a new set and have them painted. Minor stuff.

POST 4Original post

Think of it this way - another few inches, and you would be saying how much you suck for letting the garage door scrape your rear spoiler! So, you're actually lucky! I was just thinking of ordering painted ones from Eric - but the black ones are so much more durable in case of a bump, etc.

POST 5Original post

WHAT???????? Say it ain't so! I am really sorry to hear that, Phil! Is it really bad? Man, I would be really PISSED OFF right now!

POST 6 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Thought about that as well... will send him an email.

POST 7 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

That's the attitude... lucky me!!

POST 8Original post

Ooocch...that must have hurt. Almost like pulling up your zipper to quickly like the scene in "Something about Mary." You could buy a new set of lessor quality painted bumperettes for 75.00 from the ebay guy. I'm happy with mine.

POST 9Original post

Dutchie....ready for you man. Just drop them off and we'll see what we can do. Or if they are too far gone, we'll get replacements painted and ready for you. Email me.

POST 10Original post

Hey Eric - What's the core exchange process - You send out a nice set of fresh painted bumperettes, and I send you mine when I take them off? What's the "core" charge? I'm tempted.

POST 11Original post

Andy - for your 996, yes. Order them online, that's your out of pocket number. When they are ready to ship, we'll send an e-invoice for the core deposit, ship the new ones out, then you install (5 minutes) and send old ones back. When they arrive back to use, core deposit refunded in full, simple as that. And Arctic is usually in stock or in production any time. So no wait in most cases. Email me with any questions. Thanks!

POST 12Original post

Yeah, stripes and crap all over the side of the A4 especially around the door handles, side marker. But, after reading a bunch of posts, acetone to the rescue! It removed all the spray paint without harming the clearcoat at all - put a coat of Griot's Best of Show over it - great excuse to wax - and the car looks fine. Tim, I appreciate your concern. And yeah, I'm still pissed off!!! As it turns out, our nice suburban neighborhood saw 10 cars get the spray treatment overnight!!

POST 13Original post

No respect. I'd shoot the little bar stewards. Glad that it cleaned up okay Phil.

POST 14Original post

Dutchie, sorry to hear about the bumperettes... need to line your side mirrors up with a marker in your garage. I've always been paranoid about the door hitting the car. Black bumperettes have little advantages in not getting scuffed up... one of the reasons that I've not switched.

POST 16 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

anybody know how to get the bumperettes off? Looked in manual, but can't find details. Thx!

POST 17 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

[QUOTE=Wellardmac]Dutchie, sorry to hear about the bumperettes... need to line your side mirrors up with a marker in your garage. I've always been paranoid about the door hitting the car.QUOTE] I have a tennis ball hanging from the ceiling... hit it and I am good to go (gives me about two feet of space between rear bumper and door. Somehow, I had a big brainfart and did not even come close to hitting the tennis ball... No clue how I could have been this stupid!!

POST 18Original post

Dutchie, A large allen wrench inserted from the bottom. Shine a light up to see your target. Make sure to guard the bumper from scratches as you turn the allen wrench. The set where the wrenches fold out like a pocket knife are better since you don't have the 'L' bend and you have multiple sizes. Only have to unscrew it a few turns and then the bumperette kinda slides off with a slight angle. Oh, I forgot to mention this is the method on pre-facelift. Not sure if they changed after the facelift or not? RB

POST 19Original post

[QUOTE=Dutchie in NC] Ooops! Not good. Oh well, some days we just get distracted.

POST 20Original post

That sucks man, I hate to see those little injuries. Do the old school tennis ball on a rope for the garage. I have a laser one that shoots to the hood..

POST 21Original post

[QUOTE=Dutchie in NC] Maybe you should replace the tennis ball with a bowling ball. When you hear the thunk , you can stop.

POST 22Original post

[QUOTE=gota911] Then how would he differentiate from the occasions where he's banging his head against the wall after reading a thread here at Rennlist?

POST 23Original post

You can slide a screwdriver up under the cap and pry gently. The tabs can fight you though. The hard shell bumperettes on the '03 are held into slots with tabs on the covers. Go slowly.

POST 24Original post

[QUOTE=Wellardmac] Well, one of the "thunks" should sound a little more hollow than the other one. He has to figure out which is which!

POST 25 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

[QUOTE=gota911] That might be a very close call...

POST 26Original post

Couple of preventative measures you might consider for the future: 1. Move the garage door electric eye safety xmitter and rcvr up or down as required so that they are at the height of the part of your car that protrudes the farthest on the rear end, e.g.: the bumperettes on a 911. That way, door will not come down until the car is clearly inside. 2. invest $15 - 20 and buy a laser parking indicator to mount above your car. Park in your desired spot (I leave enough room to walk behind my car and open the hood while the garage door is down), then spot the laser on a reference spot on your dash. Always pull in so that the red dot is hitting that spot.

POST 27Original post

This is a GREAT idea. I have never really had a problem with this, but I would rather not take the chance. Now I have a weekend project.

POST 29Original post

Sorry to hear about your mishap, but it sounds like Eric's already got you covered. After I park my car in the garage, I always walk by the rear to check on the clearance before going into the house. I have a laser parking device also, but the indicator I trust the most are my own eyes.

POST 30Original post

That's a total bummer, but it could be worse... My garage door spring broke, the door was pulled from its tracks, and the entire door fell on top of my car on the 4th of July.

POST 31Original post

Not to say a man couldn't use this also, but for my wife I got her this http://www.garage-toys.com/parkingspot.html Now the challenge is when she totally misses the thing driving in!!! ha!

POST 32Original post

Thats pretty smart, I have began parking my car backwards, like a parallel park to get as far in the corner as I can..... My wife drives an infiniti and is still careless with her door.....

POST 33Original post

That could be grounds for divorce. My wife knows better!

POST 34Original post

Michael - ask CosmosC4S what he thinks about backing the car into his garage.... with the car door open! Sorry Cos, I couldn't resist that little "jab" in the ribs!

POST 35Original post

All this talk of garages is making me envious. My garage is a car cover. (On the other hand, I've never dented the car by dropping the cover on it.) CP

POST 36Original post

That's OK, my garage is a backdrop to a snuff film. Major renovations coming this fall...

POST 37Original post

Your website mentions "special equipment rentals." Just what exactly do you rent?

POST 39Original post

Years ago for my mom's birthday I made her a wheel stop. Find a big old truck mudflap (easy to find on the side of the road if you keep your eyes open) and a 2x4. Screw the 2x4 to one of the edges of the mudflap and your done. Bevel the 2x4 if your feeling frisky and just make sure no screws are poking out anywhere. Throw the whole deal down in the front of your garage where the front of one of your front tires would be when your pulled all the way forward. Just slowly ease into the garage until you run into it. Once a month or so you have to kick it back an inch or 2 as the car slowly pushes it forward a smidge.

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+1 will you guys please start beating some sense into your kids.....literally. if i did something like that i wouldn't have to worry about police...my parents would have killed me with their bare hands.

POST 41Original post

Originally Posted by Kims996Cab 1. Move the garage door electric eye safety xmitter and rcvr up or down as required so that they are at the height of the part of your car that protrudes the farthest on the rear end, e.g.: the bumperettes on a 911. That way, door will not come down until the car is clearly inside. LOL, I JUST did that!! Screw the dogs & cats if they can't get out of the way..no little kids here to worry about! I also use those self stick/glue down wheel bumps from Home Depot. If you HAVE to you can drive over them, as I usually leave my car in neutral and that way I don't have to worry about rolling.

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