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YOUR RESEARCHPorsche thinks of everything.

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Just substitute any car brand and player and that iteration has probably been used somewhere.

Porsche thinks of everything.
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and ross perot rented cars from a rental chain when running for Pres.

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and ross perot rented cars from a rental chain when running for Pres.

Porsche thinks of everything.

Set ..."have you ever smelled napthalene?" oh wait

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Reminds me of another joke for the 11 year old boy set..."Have you ever smelled napthalene?" Oh wait, that makes no sense, let's try it with american terminology...."Have you ever smelled mothballs?" Answer: "Yes, why?" ....Reply: "Hmmm, how did you get those little legs apart!"

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and ross perot rented cars from a rental chain when running for Pres.

Porsche thinks of everything.

Set ..."have you ever smelled napthalene?" oh wait

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Reminds me of another joke for the 11 year old boy set..."Have you ever smelled napthalene?" Oh wait, that makes no sense, let's try it with american terminology...."Have you ever smelled mothballs?" Answer: "Yes, why?" ....Reply: "Hmmm, how did you get those little legs apart!"

Porsche thinks of everything.

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Just substitute any car brand and player and that iteration has probably been used somewhere.

Porsche thinks of everything.
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Just heard this one today. Tiger woods wan in Ireland, driving a C4S (natch ). Goes to a gas station, where the owner knows nothing about golf, much less about Tiger Woods. "Top of the morning to ye. What can I do you for?" "Good morning. I would like some Petrol" "Help yourself, laddie. I've got a lot." As Tiger bends over to put the nozzle in, some tees fall out of his pocket. "What are those?" Oh, these are tees." "Tees? What are they for" "They hold my ***** when I drive." "*****(insert favorite Irish curse with accent). Porsche. They think of everything!"

POST 2Original post

I'm no expert, but I thought those from the greater UK called them "bollocks". Scouser / Keyvan - can you confirm? Reminds me of another joke for the 11 year old boy set..."Have you ever smelled napthalene?" Oh wait, that makes no sense, let's try it with american terminology...."Have you ever smelled mothballs?" Answer: "Yes, why?" ....Reply: "Hmmm, how did you get those little legs apart!" Ugh. Glad I'm not eleven anymore. I'll try to laugh when my 5 year old tells it to me in a few years.

POST 5Original post

You should say he was driving a Turbo, why a C4S the guy makes $10 million a year in interest! Isn't he worth 1/2 a billion?

POST 6Original post

Personally, I think it's all about perceived value. If someone chooses to buy no name regular socks instead of name brand armani dress socks, does that mean this person only chose the cheaper socks because he can't afford the uber-socks? Perhaps it just means that for this one person, he/she pereceives no real added value for the armani uber socks. Hard for some to believe perhaps, but I think there are people in the world that chooses to drive the vehicle of their choice based on factors completely independent of money.

POST 7Original post

mozhacker you couldn't be more right, i tried to get my wife to get the 2003 E55 amg or even the C32 amg instead of her C320, but she is driving her C320 around like it's gold, and won't sell or trade the thing for some reason

POST 8Original post

Folks this is a very old golf joke. Just substitute any car brand and player and that iteration has probably been used somewhere.

POST 9 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Leave it to us addicts at Rennlist to turn a joke into a discussion . Anyway, Tiger Woods makes so much money, 10 million a year in interest as stated by Keyvan, that the TT is peanuts to him. He'd probably get the GT and not the TT. OTOH, if he knew how to spend wisely, he'd get the C4S. So, there

POST 10Original post

Tiger Woods is nowhere near as rich as Sam Walton was, and yet, Sam Walton chose to drive an old pickup truck and not whatever was at that time the uber-porsche.

POST 11Original post

and ross perot rented cars from a rental chain when running for Pres. with his own money, and he lives in a very modest house for someone who makes a million in interest on his money before he even has a cup of coffee in the morning, but i bet anyone could apreciate a porsche, weather or not they own one

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