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YOUR RESEARCHJust felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.

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Instead of Jake Raby's fix I used a Rolex Daytona for my IMS seal.

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.
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Remember the pilot, when Crockett and Tubbs were going to go kill Calderone and they were racing down some Miami Street, running red lights while Phil Collins'

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Remember the pilot, when Crockett and Tubbs were going to go kill Calderone and they were racing down some Miami Street, running red lights while Phil Collins'

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.

Set track...i bet the car handles and rides great

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Have a set for the track...I bet the car handles and rides great with them, they are uber light!

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.

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I remember when Miami Vice was still new, I read that it would not stand the test of time because it was

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Remember the pilot, when Crockett and Tubbs were going to go kill Calderone and they were racing down some Miami Street, running red lights while Phil Collins'

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.

Set track...i bet the car handles and rides great

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Have a set for the track...I bet the car handles and rides great with them, they are uber light!

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.

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I remember when Miami Vice was still new, I read that it would not stand the test of time because it was

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.

Use rolex daytona

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Instead of Jake Raby's fix I used a Rolex Daytona for my IMS seal.

Just felt like boring you with pictures of my 996.
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Spent several hours sitting in cars and taking pictures at a car dealer...an XKE coupe, a very original Mercedes 190 SL, a roughly treated 993, a very tasty 356 C, a Maserati Bora, and many more. When it was all over I got back in my 996 and headed onto the I-5 for the ride home. And what I like was how I felt I was driving in a classic car but with the very nice modern improvements. Perfect seating position...smooth power curve...the brakes and gearbox and steering...as I cut through the traffic the new felt mighty good. Or at least the "newer"...after all it is a 12 year old car.

POST 3Original post

I like the 17" wheels on it! Have a set for the track...I bet the car handles and rides great with them, they are uber light!

POST 4Original post

button up your shirt fabio. I'm sure the dealer must have loved you just feeling up their cars with your chest hair "out".

POST 6Original post

Dunno Johnny, those TT exhaust tips look out of place with those 17" wheels and no aerokit IMO. However you do seem dressed the part to be driving that thing. Is this guy your cousin?

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Still wondering what you love more, your car...or you.

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So what do you like to wear when it is just you and the 911 and the road? "My favorite shoes are a pair of worn out Converse sneakers...the little toe on my right foot has worn a hole in the canvas. Add a pair of frayed Banana Republic khakis, a wrinkled oxford cloth button down collar shirt, and toss an army field jacket in the back seat. On my wrist, a fifty-three year old non-date Rolex Oyster Perpetual from the Caracas store of Serpico Y Laino." I feel misled. Those converse appear new, and there's no photo of the watch.

POST 11Original post

Pink is the new LMFAO... If you smeared some blood on one side of your head and added some yellow dye, you'd make a passable Van Gogh.

POST 12Original post

Crap, I nearly forgot - Don Johnson called while you were out taking pics. He said hi. I have to admit that I scrolled slowly down this thread, SURE that there was going to be a payoff at the end. You, Mr. Ireland, did not disappoint. Dammit, I keep humming Crockett's Theme by Jan Hammer... Jan Hammer - Crockett's Theme (Miami Vice) - YouTube

POST 13Original post

Way to go, John! "Avec beaucoup de panache, mon ami!" (with much elegance or bravado, or both)

POST 14Original post

Car looks great, and you slim a somewhat trim yourself

POST 15Original post

looking pimp Johnny!! But where the Rolex at? Wheres the glove and baby powder? What if you have to slap a ho??

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Admittedly, I dressed up like that to go to a school dance back in the day. LOL Also admittedly, that's how I first thought I can learn driving a manual back in the day just by watching Sunny's foot action on the clutch and shifter. I found out there was more to that when I worked for Ford dealer and had to drive a customer's manual car back to the dealers. As you can expect, I kept on stalling it and someone had to come and get me and the car. But check this out, it was a Freaking Ford Tempo Manual driven by a lady with kids. WTF?#$%#^#^ It's got to be the only manual Tempo ever made. It's at 40sec mark. LOL Miami Vice - Ferrari Testarossa Chase - YouTube

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Those converse sneakers are now dead. Maybe four or five years old, the sole on the left heal was pulling away from the shoe, the inside also worn through...it was just time. Just gave the new pair their first washing before starting to wear them. I also have two white pair in various stages of use. A couple of years ago I got into running in minimalist shoes and then I realized the ultimate minimalist shoe was my converse...same as I wore in high school. The watch is just up under the sleeve of my Brooks Brothers jacket, which I'm wearing because the Hickey Freeman was in the cleaners. But it isn't the gold watch. If I have to run with the rough trade crowd at Whole Foods, I wear my street fighting watch.

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Yes, by all means I want you on my side for the next bar fight...you'll beat them to death with adjectives. Also, I suggest posing the Rolex on a passport next time. Bonus points if you have two and can leave the expired one open to some exotic locale. Does your wife ever look at you funny as you're puttering around the condo photographing yourself and your stuff in various poses?

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I miss Crockett and Tubbs. I remember when Miami Vice was still new, I read that it would not stand the test of time because it was too fashionably current. It would date itself very quickly. Johnny has shown us how wrong they are. Please tell me you own a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarer's and I will take back every bad thing I have said about you. BTW...Sonny's original black California Daytona Spyder was so awesome. Remember the pilot, when Crockett and Tubbs were going to go kill Calderone and they were racing down some Miami Street, running red lights while Phil Collins' In the Air Tonight was playing. I actually cried when it got blown up. Goose bumps man...goose bumps.

POST 21Original post

THIS thread is an example of why I come to Rennlist. Great fun!

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I remember that very well, but back then I was young and dumb and haven't acquired the kind of sophisticated tastes like Johnny has, that I still strive for. Therefore I was only sad after it was blown up until he got the replacement Ferrari. BTW, my last Tudor, err, I mean "Tufor"...

POST 23Original post

John, you seem to be such an intelligent & sophisticated man to be driving a 996! I would Expect you to be in a 993 Turbo or such!

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I NEVER liked that car, to me it looked like a Corvette Kit-Car!

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Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch? - YouTube

POST 26 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

No sunglasses. Had a 993 back in the late 90s...looking at getting another...when the prices come back down. I worked at NBC in on-air promo when Miami Vice was on. But I was in my third mid-life crisis so I didn't watch it. If people think I overwrite here they should get my new book on Kindle. They should get it anyway.

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I was a teenager when that show was on and I used to watch it religiously. I lived in Germany at the time and thought "Fuuuuu**, America is so cool! Cops drive Ferraris." So much for advertising. It turns out people that love cars actually buy 12-year old Porsches, have endless discussions on what oil grade to use, and.... ya, 50 year old Rolex watches and Rolex wannabe Tudors. That's deception by Mr Hollywood on a grand scale.

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You should become a sponsor for how much you ***** out your "book"

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I cannot believe you would allow yourself to be photographed in a Brooks Brothers jacket !

POST 30Original post

Also your choice of location for the photo was equally poor ! A parking lot! Good god John... think things through - wait till the ''Hickey Freeman'' jacket was ready ... and choose a photo locale that accentuates you...

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How dare you insult Johnny like that. I'm sure he has one of the Clive Christian series. Perhaps the Imperial Majesty...

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Contraire mon fr�re - I was only ascertaining the complete package of what his aura would contain on said self. I, on the other hand where Chanel Antaeus as it brings back memories of my brief summer stint as a semi-professional break dancer.

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Too funny! I am sure those were Calvin Klein Jeans as well. At least Johnny wasn't wearing "Hammer" pants. My guess is there is a Duran Duran cassette in the 996.

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Alright you did it now. Break out the cardboard, lol. Sad to say that I waited in line when Parachute pants came out and there was only one left which was one size too small but I still bought them anyways. LOL.

POST 36Original post

Duran Duran? Hmmm...I'm going with The Archies, Beach Boys, and a Creedence Clearwater CD (just in case one feels the need to "rock out.") And maybe a (post Go-Go's) Belinda Carlisle CD.

POST 37Original post

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RE; the Miami Vice Daytona- it was and still is a Corvette kit car.

POST 38Original post

Johnny Irish in his early years Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive (Saturday Night Fever) - YouTube

POST 39Original post

INTERMIX WARNING! Your '70's references are bleeding into your 80's references.

POST 41Original post

Great-looking car, but I would suggest the following outfit for future photo shoots (a bit more subtle and classy):

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POST 44Original post

WOW! I Guess i don't come in here enuff, but WHY is everybody ON you John? I mean, What did you do to deserve this?

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Picture of me actually buying the jacket at Brooks Bros. Notice how handsome I am. Maybe I could become the spokesman for Pilsner Urquell... show me having a beer at a Kindle book signing and announcing a movie deal on the book. Maybe PCNA would throw in a Black Edition for me to drive to the premiere. Ceicle Taylor and Gershwin.

POST 46Original post

oh my dear god. side note, that jacket is blatantly too small for you.

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Who on earth takes photos of them selves purchasing clothes (or pretending doing so) with their old Nokia camera phones? I guess you must be a Tudor watch owner to do so, so all respect to you johnireland

POST 48Original post

For those of you signing on late, we have a celebrity among us, with paparazzi's and all.

POST 49Original post

Would one of you please buy his Kindle Book already.

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This is exactly how I feel about the 996. Normally I like vintage cars, but they aren't comfortable to drive daily. The 996 has that light and tossable feeling that I get from vintage cars, but with all the modern creature comforts. I had a Tiptronic C4 996 back in the 2000's and I honestly didn't enjoy it that much (the Tiptronic took all the fun out of it). The 2000 C2 6-speed I just picked up honestly feels like perfection for a DD.

POST 51Original post

I see your pictures, and all I can hear is, "Mom! The meatloaf!"

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I actually have no idea. It may have started with my early IMS threds. Instead of Jake Raby's fix I used a Rolex Daytona for my IMS seal. Or maybe it is my Auto Shop karma from high school.

POST 53Original post

Once you move your vanity publishing efforts from Amazon to Rennlist, you are likely to suffer some degree of abuse. I have teenage nieces (no photos, sorry Hurdi) who are less self-absorbed.

POST 54Original post

Everybody hurry, you can be the first person to buy Johnny's widdle book!

POST 55Original post

Well, in fairness, it might be a f***ing awesome book, but unless John signs up as a vendor, we don't need to be reminded about it every day.

POST 56Original post

I am going on vacation in a week and was looking for a good beach book. Does anyone have any recommendations?

POST 58Original post

I've come across these recently: My Life as a Middle-Aged Playboy author unknown, published 2000, format unknown. My Life as an Old Guy Still Hanging Desperately Onto My Life as a Middle-Aged Playboy author unknown, published 2105 (Amazon e-book)

POST 60Original post

Ah, it's all the usual abusive banter, no harm meant. But, Mr. Irish should check out the following thread to see the true perils of posting self-pix on Rennlist: https://rennlist.com/forums/off-topi...on-thread.html

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Porsche And Me: The Autobiography Of Hans Mezger

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Its the Ryan Seacrest look.

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If I actually thought I was going to make any money I would. On the other hand, if for some unexplained reason it became some sort of Kindle "hit"... well that isn't going to happen. On the other hand if in some future millennium extra-terrestials stumbled upon a download copy flying through a cloud and I became literary version of Woody Allen in "Sleeper"...well that would be better than nothing.

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