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Porsche 996 Crashed into a Coffee Shop

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last thing the driver needed was more coffee

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Probably the last thing the driver needed was more coffee...

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

No one was seriously hurt. From the article: Happened on Sunday in Gerrards Cross, a village and civil parish in the South Bucks district of Buckinghamshire, UK. The female driver Of the Porsche 911 got off with little injuries, but she did manage to trap two people sitting at the coffee shop a man and woman. Firefighters eventually freed the two, who were both uninjured but tracked under the wreckage. it was a miracle that they did not sustain serious injuries. 3 pictures and full article .

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She should have had a coffee cup holder in her car. I only paid $7 for mine.

POST 3Original post

Geez... talk about making a "drive through" entrance in style!... Probably the last thing the driver needed was more coffee...

POST 4Original post

Hmm, a woman driving. I bet it was a tip. Surprised it wasn't a cab.

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More importantly. what about the injuries to the car? Get us an update on the cars prognosis and treatment.

POST 6Original post

Let's just be glad that Porsche is not affected by the Takata airbag recall.

POST 7Original post

It looks like a MK1. It probably saw its reflection in the glass, saw those headlights, and tried to end its life. ��

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Quotes source post: 12300250

With the estimated number of ~175K 996's manufactured, and a big chunk of those still on the road, we're going to need a lot more of these incidents to increase the rarity and ultimately, the value, of the rest of our 996's.

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I saved that pic in preparation for the inevitable, "Show Me Your Arctic Silver 996" thread.

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Break out photoshop and make it match all the potential threads

POST 15Original post

The Porscha owner sense of entitlement is strong with this one...VIP!

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