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An internet troll is a person who uses anonymity to cause frustration, anger, impatience or to generally be disruptive for no seemingly good reason EXCEPT to be that nuisance.
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An internet troll is a person who uses anonymity to cause frustration, anger, impatience or to generally be disruptive for no seemingly good reason EXCEPT to be that nuisance.
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Great. I'm going to get laughed at now. Hopefully I can still trade up for one of those Ford Aspires.
Or.... Prices will fall and I can buy more 996 goodness until I have a stable of them in every color.
I enjoy some of the articles over on Jalopnik but lately they seem to have been seeping into the quantity not quality realm. If you're crowd-sourcing your top/bottom 10 list is it really your list? That aside, I wish people would just stay quite about the 996 until I've scraped the last of my pennies together for one - all I need is prices to start rising again
Yeah, and that crappy Boxster was a total dud. Nobody bought any of those. *shrug*
I don't know what "Loping Camshaft" drives, but I bet nobody in the past week has told him his car is "f**king awesome" I got one of those last Sunday.
It's interesting how "the disgraceful" Porsche is so variable. It was the 996. No, I mean the 914. Nope, that's 928.
I'd rather be driving my example of #3 than just about anything else I can afford.
Somehow the 996 is one of the '90s worst cars, even though it's lighter and quicker than the 993 and it was actually only a '90s car for a single year.
Also, it's ridiculous to call the Land Rover Disco II one of the worst, because LR guys all know that it was infinitely better than the original Disco. FWIW, my LR3 has been rock solid with over 100k miles on it now...
This is why nobody reads Jalopnik any more. The Truth About Cars is much less 'junior high-ish'.
Writer Said he was a product of the 90's.
He's at the oldest 25. Article reads like it. I don't think he has had expiriance in any of these cars on the list.
Btw I'd rock a (clean) geo metro convertible!!!
4400 posts and you have not be banned for being a troll. Amazing.
Internet Troll definitions on the internet:
A person whose sole purpose in life is to seek out people to argue with on the internet over extremely trivial issues. Such arguments can happen on blogs, Facebook, Myspace and a host of others.
Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have never contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.
A mythological internet being that lives under an internet bridge. Loves to hunt for innocent netizens.
Common tactics: antagonizing other netizens by posting racist or offensive comments
Weakness: being outwitted or unable to antagonize others
An internet troll is a person who uses anonymity to cause frustration, anger, impatience or to generally be disruptive for no seemingly good reason EXCEPT to be that nuisance.
Most are souless bastards, touched by daddy/priest, and in the stead of coping with that trauma in a healthy way, take out their aggression, anger, impotence, frustration on others.
-have problems forming real-life relationships; have a hard time attracting members of the opposite/same sex,generally introverts. Though some are 'trolls-in-hiding', most are skill-less loners.
General troll behavior:disruptive forum posts; the posts are generally off-topic, or unnecessarily combative. Each contemporary popular website has its own sub-genre of troll
-can be male or female, mostly males, including the popular 'gender bender'44 yo man that acts like 14 yo girl
Does anybody else think that photo in FatSix's post taken from the article actually is kind of cool? It is an awkward angle, but the colors are really cool. The pumpkins are gone. I think that's Cobalt Blue, which has become one of my favorites. Damn, FatSix, thanks for posting that - you rock!
The pseudo-journalist is a f***ing idiot! If he thinks the 996 is in the same category as all those GM junks that are not worth sh*t then he must either be on pot or LSD. What a douche!
