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What the h*ll is this? Found on Autobahn website

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Is it time for the badge to be swapped for an VW.

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Perhaps that is because they made the Cayenne and deep down we now suspect anything is possible.

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What the h*ll is this? Found on Autobahn website
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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Is this a joke? A Porsche VARRERA??

POST 2Original post

It is so...<a href="http://www.flat-6.net/view.php?model=Varrera&sel=Varrera&tab=oview" target="_blank">The Varrera!</a>

POST 3Original post

OMG, Ug Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" /> If Porsche mass produces that car, I am taking all of the Porsche badges off of our car. Hey Don: I know you are a 110% loyalist to Porsche, but the path that Porsche is starting to take these days, maybe we should start looking into F-cars instead. <img src="graemlins/burnout.gif" border="0" alt="[burnout]" /> (no flames please,just a newbie's opinion <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[nono]" /> ) But at the same time, maybe Porsche is reading these threads and stop going down the slippery slope <img src="graemlins/c.gif" border="0" alt="[ouch]" /> Bocky '02 Carrera C2 coupe

POST 4Original post

Talk about diluting a brand! Even if it is a Porsche minivan, it is still ugly!

POST 5Original post

Now I wonder if it comes with 0% financing. I thought a SUV was bad. Now this is a low blow. Is it time for the badge to be swapped for an VW.

POST 6 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Bocky, you're the F-car expert. Is there a good dealer in the Boston MA area? I have to travel 60 miles for service now...I might as well travel another 10 to Boston. This would be a good one to begin with don't you think?

POST 7Original post

Don: Since "Misty" and "Honey" are blood related P-cars <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> I know where you can get a blood related F-car to match this one. Let's shoot for the moon. As you already know, my only dealing is with the factory, so I'll contact them and email you the dealer's information in Boston ASAP. <img src="graemlins/burnout.gif" border="0" alt="[burnout]" /> Bocky '02 Carrera C2 coupe "Honey"

POST 8Original post

a sad day for porsche if it is ever made - and a financially suicidal one.

POST 9Original post

WTF!!! that is one freakin' ugly van. Is it time to switch to F-cars?

POST 10Original post

Guys, it seems that those pics where just made for a joke! since long time ago. in fact that car is just un ugly Renault Twingo Photoshoped..

POST 11Original post

bilstein 996C4 is correct. These are alterd pics and Porsceh is not going to release anything resembling this I heard that they might interduce an M-3 competitor which will be front engined, maybe V-8 powered as well. The engine from the Cayenne is a possibility

POST 12Original post

[quote]Originally posted by bilstein 996C4: <strong>Guys, it seems that those pics where just made for a joke! since long time ago. in fact that car is just un ugly Renault Twingo Photoshoped.. </strong><hr></blockquote> Here are a couple hints for those of us who don't even recognize the vehicle... a) In the front view, the vehicle is obviously engaged in a vigorous turn. But how much is the outside front suspension compressed? Compare to the second image--not at all. Sure, it could have the sport suspension, but... b) The fake shadow under the vehicle in the second image is really poor workmanship. Curt

POST 13 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

If this is photoshop stuff, the auto mags must be hungry for any kind of information to fall for this stuff. In Autobahn's case they even put their name on the pic! I wish I had photoshop talent. I could cobble up all sorts of combos and send them in to unsuspecting hungry car mags.

POST 15Original post

Whats most worrying about these photoshop pictures is that guys like us should even THINK Porsche could do this to us. Perhaps that is because they made the Cayenne and deep down we now suspect anything is possible. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

POST 16Original post

Anything is possible indeed: they're gonna make a pick-up version of the Cayenne!

POST 17Original post

I see a distinctive Cayenne/Aztek combo on the drawing boards...

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