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Pretty sure it's just you. There are medical professionals who might be able to help you with some of these types of issues. BTW it appears your steering wheel and starter switch is on the wrong side of the car!?
Ummmm....ummmmm
Why is your starter switch on that side? What is all that string hanging from the key? You do know that it doesn't matter, the key works both ways. The ultimate question is: what type of oil do you use?
Actually they're not, I better get onto that right away lol
In Australia not only are we 'down under' but we also drive on the wrong side of the road.
The string is a tacky bracelet my niece made for me once, I use it because it doesn't scratch the dash.
As for motor oil I only use Liqui Moly.
How did you reverse the image so the key is on the wrong side, but still have all the numbers read left-to-right? This is some very detailed photoshop work.
Pardon if this comes off as snarky, but it appears this photo was taken while you were moving (in 2nd gear, with oil pressure at 2). This is a photo that probably could have waited until you were stopped.
And thanks. I find all things to be OCD about. I am sure this is going to turn into another one for me.
I tend to do this as well - although not 100% of the time. With my BMW I did it 100% of the time though. I think this is because the Porsche key is more symmetrical, and since I'm operating it with my left (non-dominant) hand it seems less critical.
My keychain is basalt black metallic, and I prefer to frequent bars with light counters. A nice taupe or white is ideal as dark wood or granite tends to take attention away from my trophy. My therapist says it's not the color of your keychain that matters so much as the contents of your heart & mind. But she drives a BMW so I don't listen.
I apologize. I have never driven a tiptronic 996. Did not realize it could be in 2nd while not moving, although I guess I should have since my Cayenne starts out in 2nd gear.
I enjoy a whiff of one of my vintage farts when pondering such things. Perhaps I shall uncork one of those sanctified flasks and enjoy just the briefest snoot...
Steering wheel is on the right side, clearly - is it THAT difficult? It's on the left in countries that drive on the right, but right if driving on the left.
Turn the damn key and drive - that's why you bought it!
That's not necessarily true depending on where you are in the world. Some Caribbean islands import cars from the US markets, left hand drive but drive on the left side of the roads. I'm not sure about the rest of the world who drives on the wrong side of the road.
Very confusing! Drives the wife nutz.
This is far too subtle. I bought a Porsche logo tee that I wear backwards (so the crowd can see) and I added the words "MY CAR IS A" to the top and "$$$$$$$$$$$$" to the bottom.
I get so many chicks, man.
Want to double your chickage?
Buy two (2) Porsche Hats. Cut them in half. Glue the front halfs together at the seem. You now have a double-billed Porsche hat. Everyone will see you front and back.
I only suggest this because if the bar chairs have backs..., your plan will only be half successful.
Good luck on your endeavors, and God speed.
