Can someone transfer me to the black list please??

I'm going to pick up my new 19" rims tomorrow... and installed some coil overs so i can lower it to the ground... probably not going to change my oil til 3504 miles past my last oil change and going to install a non OEM windshield wiper... that's right singular... i don't drive from the passager side... anybody know if the IMS bearing will fit in my cup holder?? figure that about the only place i'm ever going to use one..

QUE?

my WAG is OP is being facetious hinting that his plans will make him BLACKlisted.

How much do you want for the passenger's seat? Is it a sport seat? What color?

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i have sinned too,so ban me as well.....i still have GASP amber side markers and i do not have any floor mats......worse i have eaten and drunk INSIDE the car. i have committed mortal sin by not putting ferd porsches picture in my bathroom.

Cupholder? You must have one of the fancy 996's.

Did you research the 19" rims first. Some reviews by peeps who installed 19's were not so great.

OP: this material is appropriate for the "Good week in the 996 forum thread."

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Hell, I even have a glove Compartent!

You can see a thread like this one pop up once in a while, and although I understand the sarcasm, I still don't see the point of it?

Yeah, who needs sarcasm here?

I haven't washed the car in a month again. It was in the snow, rain, than desert. It is now covered by the thick mixture of the elements, looks like a Mad Max car. I like it.

You should be banned for this.

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The point is! Bragging how bad *** you are because your leather hasn't been conditioned in almost a month is just as annoying as another IMS freak out, or which oil should i use thread. Just my .02. I could be wrong.

True enough. But if members were banned for being annoying, RL would be down to maybe 2 or 3 total.

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I agree...

Wash? Is that what my body shop guy does when we take it to him? True story, we had the bumpers repainted in October. 2 days after getting it back she took it down a gravel road and covered it in mud

i take mine [not often] to a car wash that touches[brushes] my car .i rarely lock it and leave the windows down at times in the summer. i have a garage but the harley goes in there. BUT i do not put wd 40 on my seats....now dat guy is bad azz

haha some of you guys crack me up... i cant tell you how many times i been banned on the corvette site.. lighten up and live a little bit.. after all these are just 996's ...a yugo has the same value if the IMS aint replaced.. hahaha

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That's a ladies car, that's what that is!

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Ever notice there aren't a lot of Canadian Comedians?? Jk...sorta. IMO, it's nice to see a thread that pokes fun from time to time...if you don't want to read or participate in it, I promise no one will force you to.

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All you poking fun will still **** your pants on the first drop of oil on the floor or a strange clunk from the engine. So what is the point of it is my question? I am still on original IMS, water pump, thermostat and still don't see the value in threads like these. (without googling) Canadian comedians that come to mind: John Candy, Jim Carrey, Jeremy Hotz, Russel Peters, Martin Short�.

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Don't believe him, Neddy. If you own a 996, reading ALL threads in the 996 forum is REQUIRED, and there is an annual quiz. He's just trying to pull one over on ya, since yer Canadified. John Candy: Dead Jim Carrey: Used to be funny. Too arrogent and self absorbed now. Jeremy Hotz: Never heard of him. Russel Peters: Never heard of him Martin Short: Not particularly funny

Well, I've been on the forum for five months now as a member. I try to add some threads about my car doing something GOOD only. Most threads here deal with oil, IMS, smoke on start up, or strange noise. We should have a mandatory daily thread about something GREAT you did in your 996. Like, you schooled an M3 in the stoplight drag, you did a great drift entering a freeway, the kids asked for your autograph thinking you are Don Johnson, cops wanted to see your car speeding so they offered to pretend to chase you on the freeway.

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Nah, I'm not Krazy, it's just a car. Granted, best one I've ever owned, but at the end of the day, it's a car. Had my water pump not gone, I'd still be on the original one of those too, but not quite sure I see the connection between that and this thread. Jokes are not a necessary part of life, but people still enjoy hearing them and telling them..well, most people I guess. I've been to the Great White North a few times, eaten poutine, worn a toque, celebrated Canada Day with the locals, drank my weight (kg's, not pounds) in Alexander Keith's, tipped a stripper with a loonie and a toonie, and have NEVER heard of Jeremy Hotz or Russel Peters, wish we could export Martin Short, agree about Jim Carrey becoming self absorbed, and loved John Candy, but haven't seen him in much lately...

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You realize that your analogy makes Jimi Hendrix a ****ty guitar player no no, you were right, all people, it's just that not all people laugh at the same things. And that should be ok. Well shait, if YOU haven't heard of them, than they must be nobodies Google is the friend of your ignorance. I have been to different parts of US as well, you don't see me emptying my bag of cliches in regards to americans, do you? I don't even see what the freaking differences is anyways, living in Canada or US. I am from eastern europe, born and raised, Canada is just where my current address is, so any time you are ready, you can give up with condescending sarcastic Canadian jokes. Thank you

Woah, woah, woah, ignorant? I didn't call you names...perhaps you're a dick, but I didn't call you one. Maybe I thought it, but I didn't say it. (I thought it) Also, According to Google, Jeremy Hotz was born in South Africa...the last time I checked that's not in Canada...but I'll Google that as well just to make sure... Still never heard of Russel Peters. Where 'bouts in Eastern Europe? Perhaps I have been and have a big bag of cliches for there as well...JK, enough of this banter, I don't want to hijack an otherwise VERY well intentioned thread that you don't understand...I'm going to go check for leaks on the garage floor, it's been an hour since I made my rounds.

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Thank you. Not ready yet. .

Well played Cuda, well played!

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You had no reason to think it either, but your ignorance does not allow a difference of opinion on a matter, without judging the person. See, again, you chose to IGNORE the very first sentence on Wikipedia about Jeremy Hotz. Jeremy Hotz (born May 31, 1963) is a Canadian actor and stand-up comedian. He has appeared on Comedy Central Presents, the Just For Laughs comedy festival, the Late Show with David Letterman, and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He has also worked as a staff writer for Paramount's The Jon Stewart Show The apostrophe in " 'bout ". Just plane ignorance, although this may qualify as being a dick as well. I understand! But obviously, you don't.

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Yes, if eastern Europe was a Canadian province, this would've been dead on.

OMG, what happened to this fun lively thread? I have nothing against Canada except its too darn cold. 80's in December is fine with me.

We 'uns is tryin' to keep it "fun and lively." Someone keeps snowing on the parade. Ah well. Eh, what was this thread aboot, anyway?

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i think some one burned some hosers canadian bacon eh. the guy sounds aboot mad

http://gifrific.com/boy-that-escalat...kly-anchorman/

If you read all the words on Wikipedia (probably not your skillset, seeing as you cannot delineate the difference between Canada and America) you would see that Jeremy Hotz is also a Citizen of the U.S, so not sure either country can claim him as their own...and how in the hell did this thread get turned into a debate over a comedian that no one has ever heard, and his country of origin (which is South Africa by the way)? He currently resides in Tarzana, California. He has dual Canadian and US citizenship. When you say "plane ignorance" and you are making fun of my properly accepted use of an apostrophe to indicate slang, did you mean "plain"? If you mean planes, as in aviation, as in the Wright Brothers, I would say that my understanding of them is rudimentary, although I have a few hours of flight time on a VFR aircraft. If you meant to say plain, than that is just hilarious that you are trying to show that I'm ignorant and you are using words incorrectly, and for that I Thank You. Also, what's the difference between a canoe and a canuck? A canoe tips. Hey-oh!

score is INVIUS 1...NEDSTER 0

I don't know about everyone else, but this forum sounds more like a soap opera than a car forum.

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Opps. Spelling/grammer is a cruel mistress Can we get get back to our regularly scheduled 996 snarking yet?

Yeah. And I thought Canadians were supposed to be jolly. Hmmm, on second thought, maybe that's fat people. What about fat Canadians? At least they are good at providing cities with crack-smoking alcoholic loud-mouthed mayors. Definitely ups their humor value right there.

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Ok so, two choices, go here http://www.jeremyhotz.com/pages/bio.html (his official site) or read: JEREMY HOTZ One of the most unique stand-up comics working today, Canadian born Jeremy Hotz has quickly become a proven international success. With another stellar performance at this year's Montreal Comedy Festival: Just For Laughs and his sold out Canadian theater tour "What A Miserable Tour This Is....", as well as performances all over the United States, Europe and Australia , Originally from Ottawa ........ So, being his official site, this should take care of any doubt where he is from and who he is. As i am sure going to Zimbabwe and getting their citizenship would not make us African, unless you declare yourself as such on your official web site. Second, the guy tours all over the world, will have an appearance at th LA's 50th anniversary IMPROV celebration, so wouldn't it be ignorant to say "nobody's heard of him" just because you are uninformed? And don't see why you are asking now why are we talking about this, when it was you who started it with your rather condescending question if i knew any Canadian comics? Well, i hope this answers your questions and ends this argument. Unless of-course you find a spelling mistake and go on endlessly about it not really saying much at all. (check below) You are welcome. When you clamp so strongly onto the other persons spelling mistake in a desperate attempt for an argument, just shows that you had no argument at all. Lame. Of all the actually funny jokes about Canadians, YOU of course had to pick one that is mostly untrue and insulting. Over and out.

AND, we live in igloos too!

Hey, we're not at war with Canada? What happened? Why are so many in such bad moods in this thread? We need to focus on the real target of our anger. We all know this is because of the 996's issues and you choice of CEF. Please dont misdirect your anger to other members. Absolutely. Whoever can recite from memory the most M96 MOF's resulting in CEF gets a free used but like new oil filler tube prize.

Canada eah???? almost made it!!!

Actually, there's only ONE person in this thread that's in a bad mood, our frozen friend to the North. Musta' spilled some maple syrup down his shorts, I guess. I thought Invius's post was rather chock full-o-humor. MOF's from memory? Hmmm... I think that according to Jake, 173 have been identified so far. Basically, everything from opening the door on down.

I forgot about opening the door. I was thinking the MOF's didnt start until you turned the ignition key.

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I dodged a bucket lying in the middle of the fast land without letting off the accelerator, was quite awesome, felt like being in a figher jet for a few moments. Passenger didn't enjoy it. Made me enjoy it more :-)

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Could one be "excessive disassembly and reassembly between trips" hehehe

Hi , I'm from Canada , I'm considering buying a 996 Porsche in 2016 or 2017 , anything I should look out for ? I've heard something about a bearing problem

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You have that spelled incorrectly. It's a Bering problem. Too many Canuks up there bashing in the heads of cute fuzzy little fur seals, in the Bering Sea area.

i stopped at an innercity [ghetto] gas station and partook from their air pump for one tire. how long must i be band /blacklisted for not using the finest ,purist alpine air imported from the black forest.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."