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YOUR RESEARCHIMO - hideous Millenium 996
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Repair being 5,000
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The car was regularly serviced and spoiled ,i possibly could get maint records from dealer, i just never keep track of them.I had one accident that was what youd car more then a fender bender.I was hit by a little old lady,on front of auto, i recall the repair being 5,000 to fix- trunk,headlites,front lower nose, etc To me it was no big deal but i wanted to answer your question.Theres no perminent damage to the cay, no sway and no shimmy.The damage was cosmetic.Also on a whim (believe it or not) I had the whole car custom painted with the original cromaflair mettallic blak, It was a 8,000 paint job !!!!!done 8 months ago and car used very little since then.This car also has a radar detecter
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The car was regularly serviced and spoiled ,i possibly could get maint records from dealer, i just never keep track of them.I had one accident that was what youd car more then a fender bender.I was hit by a little old lady,on front of auto, i recall the repair being 5,000 to fix- trunk,headlites,front lower nose, etc To me it was no big deal but i wanted to answer your question.Theres no perminent damage to the cay, no sway and no shimmy.The damage was cosmetic.Also on a whim (believe it or not) I had the whole car custom painted with the original cromaflair mettallic blak, It was a 8,000 paint job !!!!!done 8 months ago and car used very little since then.This car also has a radar detecter
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Repair being 5,000
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The car was regularly serviced and spoiled ,i possibly could get maint records from dealer, i just never keep track of them.I had one accident that was what youd car more then a fender bender.I was hit by a little old lady,on front of auto, i recall the repair being 5,000 to fix- trunk,headlites,front lower nose, etc To me it was no big deal but i wanted to answer your question.Theres no perminent damage to the cay, no sway and no shimmy.The damage was cosmetic.Also on a whim (believe it or not) I had the whole car custom painted with the original cromaflair mettallic blak, It was a 8,000 paint job !!!!!done 8 months ago and car used very little since then.This car also has a radar detecter
0 original-poster resolution reports. Counts can overlap; they are not unique people or a success rate.
0 discussions have direct query context; 0 report a fix in that context. Other evidence may inherit the discussion’s subject.
Suggestion
The car was regularly serviced and spoiled ,i possibly could get maint records from dealer, i just never keep track of them.I had one accident that was what youd car more then a fender bender.I was hit by a little old lady,on front of auto, i recall the repair being 5,000 to fix- trunk,headlites,front lower nose, etc To me it was no big deal but i wanted to answer your question.Theres no perminent damage to the cay, no sway and no shimmy.The damage was cosmetic.Also on a whim (believe it or not) I had the whole car custom painted with the original cromaflair mettallic blak, It was a 8,000 paint job !!!!!done 8 months ago and car used very little since then.This car also has a radar detecter
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when I lived in NYC we called people from New Jersey: Bridge and tunnel crowd.....the guys walked around like the mobsters with greasy hair and silver or golden chains hanging over their black turtleneck sweaters.....or over the collars of their toooo tied shiny shirts....
too make a long story short...this P looks like it belonged to a Jersey boy.....I mean $500 backlights?? ANd that thing on the dashboard is that to store your prothesis while driving??? and that hammer???
I hope that the new owner is happy with the 1 out of 911 made!
I see the dealer was out of Honda Preludes that day. I never loved that model or color to start with, but that could be one of the more hideous cars I've seen. As Dr. Phil would say "What are you thinkin'"?
E-gads..... I don't remember those options being on my order sheet. If this is what is takes to create a 'rare' car - I guess I'm happy with my not-so-rare version.
My two favorite comments from this joker:
#1.
Hi, i am halfassedly trying to sell my 911,probably because It is such a cool car!!Sure there two oval blindspot driving mirrors (from griots garage)Theres an escape hammer and belt cutter, on a burl wood look mounting plate,a BCS beverege container system gimbled drink/cup holder .Absolutly no fluid leaks, mechanically the car is super.I am sure you are aware of all the custom items on this car.Stereo /speakers highly upgrade w/amp.The antera rims /tires are awesome,and expensive.I have no idea about RMS . The car was regularly serviced and spoiled ,i possibly could get maint records from dealer, i just never keep track of them.I had one accident that was what youd car more then a fender bender.I was hit by a little old lady,on front of auto, i recall the repair being 5,000 to fix- trunk,headlites,front lower nose, etc To me it was no big deal but i wanted to answer your question.Theres no perminent damage to the cay, no sway and no shimmy.The damage was cosmetic.Also on a whim (believe it or not) I had the whole car custom painted with the original cromaflair mettallic blak, It was a 8,000 paint job !!!!!done 8 months ago and car used very little since then.This car also has a radar detecter frt and rear , mounted in rear veiw mirror.I probably can get reciepts for the custom work i had done on this car.probably about 20-25 thousand !!The car is stock but enhanced.I own all sorts of custom high end cars and this was one of my favorites.Infact clearly a porsche 911 is the best driving car made.I am contemplating a new porsche right now.No matter what other cars i look at i come back to the 911.I am preety sure this car was owned by a pretty well know political figuire.I bought it in palm beach from champion porsche(wlds largest porsche dealer) with 4,000 miles on.Practically brand spanking new.I have no objection to porsche inspection, and could probably set it up where car is serviced.I hope this helps, i sensed you are a real sincere buyer thanks
after reading #1, he should be happy to get somebody to offer 28K!
#2
Q: I really like your car, however, I only have 28,000. Just in case, I make that as an offer. Thanks
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A: ok ? what can i do, thanks for letting me know. but i need to process auction and this car is
worth more
then you have. sorry
And to make it all "legit" I love how he parked it out front of somebody's nice gated estate
1. Every comment on this thread was funny as hell. I was dying. I mean literally rolling off my chair. Nicolaas, your prosthetic comment was hysterical.
2. Do you guys really think this is a real auction? Reading the guys description, it sounds a little bit like a joke. I mean, unless people are in the habit of "repainting the entire car" when just some light cosmetic damage was done to the front. Basically, I'm wondering if it's bait.
LOL, now that's pretty funny. I bet it's got hydraulics too. I didn't see carpet on hte dash or fuzzy dice. I could definitely see a pimp get out of that car.
OK, I'm unsure where to start as my hatred for this car and its owner has caused me to have severe temporary abnormal electro-physiologic brain pain.
The owner of this car should forever be plagued with a spastic colon, ****ting uncontrollably in perpetuity as punishment for subjecting us to this monstrous Porschetard.
People often spew �there�s no accounting for taste�, but I have accounted for it, and it tastes like hairy ***.
Love the colour, love the interior colour, even like the wheels. However, I'm not really sure why one would need 2 additional mirrors attached to the windshield, or why anyone would put exhaust tips from pepBoys on such a beautiful car. Money really can't buy taste.
What a piece of crap. I wonder how much it would cost to put it back to normal? As others have said, he'll be lucky to get 28.000 for it. Repainted the whole car? WTF?
How many times must one run off of the road and be in a sinking car with the seatbelt stuck and the windows up before you place an escape hammer on the dash board.
This guy needs his *** kicked 14 times a day for what he did to that poor Porsche. It would cost $10k to put this car back to stock. So $28K-10K= $18K and he would be damned lucky to get that.
For 12,500 I would buy that car. Would take 10 grand to make it back to what it should be, so it would still be a bargin.
But if I saw that car driving as is I woul point and laugh!
In case your passenger doesn't know they are riding in a 911, they can just look at the enormous emblem stuck on the dash. I also haven't seen a cup holder that big and indestructable since the last Trucker Convention; I think it may be gyro-stabilized.
The more I look at that car the more I like it. Call me weird for really liking that colour. Wish I hadn't just bought my lemon so that I could give it a home and give it the TLC it deserves.
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