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Use a frying pan to hit her with hahaha.

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POST 1 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

My wife woke up before me and took the Porsche.

POST 4Original post

I cannot relate. She doesn't like manual transmission and I told her that there will be no eating/drinking or talking on the phone. Must sit back and enjoy the sound of the engine.

POST 5Original post

My wife dislikes driving the 996 - it generates too much conversation, and she doesn't like the clutch. So nope, it never happens.

POST 6Original post

Not exactly. My wife will ask me if she can take it every now and then. She took it the other day to take one of her friends out to lunch.

POST 7Original post

Never. I refuse to teach her drive manual on my car

POST 8Original post

No. She doesn't drive a manual. Says "why do you want to do all that shifting and how do you know when to do it?" She loves her Mini Cooper and drives it like a race car! But ohhhh she loves riding around in the Porsche. She's happy, I'm happy. Happy wife=happy life.

POST 9Original post

Quotes source post: 10831527

I feel for you. You need this:

POST 10Original post

It's her car ....but she's not yet a driver, so no! Never!

POST 11Original post

Whenever she asks I point to the curb rash on her less than 1 year old Mercedes. That's usually the end of the discussion.

POST 12Original post

Nope she feels like she's showing off when she drives it.

POST 13Original post

Quotes source post: 10831803

Why ruin a perfectly good club? Use a frying pan to hit her with hahaha.

POST 15Original post

Ha! My wife HATES my 996 because it takes up our one and only garage space, and she refuses to drive it.

POST 16 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

I told all my friends and colleagues that I bought a Porsche. They don't believe me because they haven't seen it yet. Should I just go buy an old 944 or Boxster or something? Just so I can show up in the correct make of car?

POST 18Original post

My wife says my car is just a "engine with a great stereo". She thinks the ride is crappy, its hard to get in and out of, and its noisy. But if she is meeting friends for lunch its, "Honey...can I take your car?"

POST 19Original post

Nope. She likes to joke around the kid's friends by pointing to the silver one and saying "that's his" and then pointing to the blue one with a big smile and saying "and this one is mine". My wife drives stick and actually prefers it - bagged the Lexus RX for a (gasp) Suzuki SX4 because it is fun to drive. Now, I do sincerely offer for her to drive one but she always declines and says she wouldn't be able to tolerate the post drive inspection. She does however really enjoy riding shotgun in the C4S. Yep - I am sort of lucky.

POST 20Original post

After fifteen plus years of Porsche ownership, my wife had still never driven any of them because they were all manuals. So, we finally decided to get a 996 Tiptronic "for her" and I still have a manual of my own. So now she can take "her" car when she wants and I can drive it when she doesn't. When she first drove her car a few months back, she became very enthusiastic about it and started realizing what she had been missing all those years. I very much enjoy seeing her excited about driving a Porsche.

POST 21Original post

The wife doesn't like driving much, so I am lucky to keep them all to myself. Lucky me!

POST 22Original post

Can't. Doesn't know how to drive a manual. Tried to teach her years ago in my Fiat Spyder. Didn't get it then, now never asks. Permanent passenger!

POST 23Original post

Doesn't happen in our house , she does not like shifting

POST 24Original post

We live in the city and she has never needed or bothered to get her license. I fear my 15 year old one day !

POST 25Original post

First time see took the turbo to work, she took a friend to lunch and opened it up for a bit...scared the passenger to death when the boost hit. She is quite good with a stick.

POST 26Original post

I simply bought her another one (same as mine, only a different color) so now there's no fighting over who gets the Porsche today!!

POST 27 / ORIGINAL POSTEROriginal post

Quotes source post: 10858437

Brilliant !!!!! She likes the convertible. Maybe I shall start looking for one.

POST 28Original post

My wife hasn't yet driven my Porsche and I've owned it for 7 years. Why would I want that to ever change?

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